The grant-a-wish game

[Nakranoth]

Done. She now has a crossbow.

I wish for tangerine trees and marmalade skies.

[Spazz]

Granted, you are shot so full of drugs even the heaviest drug user would cringe. You get to see your tangerine trees and marmalade skies... then it turns into a bad trip, ultimately resulting in death.

I wish my power would stay on once and for all, these power outs are getting annoying.

[Misato]

Granted, your power now stays on permanently, but as a result the electricity bills are too expensive and you end up homeless.

I wish I could live somewhere really cool.

[Spazz]

Heh, I live on base in the dorms, I don't pay for my power.

Granted, you now live in Antarctica, it's really cool man!

I wish certain important chars would wake up already.

[deadboy]

The important characters wake up, though dead as zombies and eat the town populace

I wish for "Friends" to come back as a new series on TV

[mtm21]

*she gets out her black wand and starts waving it around* Abra Kadabra.. Poof! *she lets out an evil laugh* Granted! You are watching "Friends" on your normal day on the couch. Then one of the friends charactor says "Hey, you are the one who wants to watch us all the time" They transport you on the TV show and you enjoy being an actor. You make out with one of the prettiest girls only to find out that her boyfriend is walking through the door and catches you. He and the rest of the friends are now your enemies. They grab the girl and transport themselves into your world of TV. You run after them and run into the TV screen, screaming for help. The pretty girl grabs the control and changes the channel. You get blown up and so does the TV. The friends run out of the house free. The TV show becomes a reality in real life. Everyone forgets you even existed and they are friends with everyone. There is no longer enemies in the world and no more TVs. Mahahahaha.

I wish to be the Wishmaster of this game so everyone can suffer!

[saztronic]

Granted. You are the Wishmaster of this game, and everyone suffers accordingly -- unfortunately, and using the terms of your own wish, "everyone" includes yourself. You are quite happy at first, thinking of diabolical ways to turn peoples' wishes against them and leave them writhing in misery. This makes you happy. Because you also must suffer, however, your schemes inevitably turn out for the best for those involved, against all odds -- making you miserable. For example, you grant a wish for true love by giving the wisher a consuming, selfless crush on someone who seems to be unattainable. Then the sheer purity of the wisher's feelings alter the universe itself, and the unattainable object of his/her affection becomes attainable. They live happily ever after. You become so despondent over your repeated failures to cause lasting suffering that you literally wish yourself out of your job. Now you work at the IRS, where you can truly maximimze your talent for causing suffering a daily basis.

I wish that a day was 32 hours long, rather than 24, so that I could have the necesary time to serve as the savior of Cantr.

[Neuman]

Granted. However, everybody on the planet quickly adjusts to the change, meaning you only get the same amount of time to Cantr anyway.


I wish for the ability to time travel whenever I feel like it, with out causing any paradoxes.

[Nakranoth]

Hey, I didn't even need to do anything. You can travel through time all you want and more... at a rate of one second per second. Everything does it, after all.

I wish for an infinite supply of good things for everybody.

[Fleegle]

Granted. However, the increase in the mass of the universe to infinity causes it to collapse, consequently destroying everything in it.

I wish that there were no rude people in the universe.

[Mr. Bones]

Granted. Now everyone including you have been transformed into Ward and June Cleaver.

I wish I had a herim with all the chicks under 40.

[AoM]

Granted. You are immediately covered in mounds and mounds of peeping, cuddly yellow fuzzballs who all adore you because they think you are their mommy.

*Alternative wish granted:

Granted. You now have a heram of very beautiful women. They are all appropriately youthful. However, they are also microscopic in size, since they are "under 40" nanometers tall. Mind where you step.


I wish
I wish
I hadn't killed that fish...

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, you didn't kill the fish. However seen as you ate it whole, and it was a deep sea blowfish, the walls are now painted a new colour, "Hint of AoM". They'll not have to bury you, just repaint the walls...


I wish for more tentaclesex!

[Nakranoth]

You get violated in every opening in your head, eyes, ears, and nose included... you inevitably suffocate.

I wish I hadn't had a mental image of that one...

[Pie]

Granted. Now you have the actuall image, and you are forced to watch.

I wish the forum and chat had more cencorship of graphic topics.