The grant-a-wish game

[SekoETC]

Granted, however although you are capable of returning from the time slip, the people you take along are eternally stuck in the moment. And they are very peeved at you when you return. They've had a lot of time to plot revenge.

I wish all unnecessary papers and trash scattered around my room would simply vanish.

[Spazz]

Granted, they vanish, and so do you. Nobody notices you're gone until your charries die.

I wish I knew the right words to say when I'm attracted to a girl. (and actually said them (No changing my attractions either!! (IE: No obese/no men/no animals)))

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, you know the right words, and can say them, however for mentioning that you don't like bigger girls, all the girls on the planet think your a bigoted cad... Good luck finding a date who doesn't want to chop your wang off.


I wish for an orgy with all the cantr people from the "I'm bored" thread!

[mtm21]

Granted... but you were handcuffed and mtm21 ran away laughing at you. She takes all the girls from the thread of "I'm bored" and left the guys there with whips in their hands. Mahahaha

I wish for the greatest love there is to find without any hate.

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, but as love and hatred are both two sides of the same coin, the greatest love without hate is total nothing....


I wish mtm had used a St Andrews cross and a gag instead of the handcuffs...

[hEarty]

Granted, she did but the cross was roughly made and you are now full of splinters.



I wish my roommate wasn't so pissy and that he didn't take it out on me.

[Spazz]

Anti's a sadist/masochist, any pain you cause him will please him, lol, if you really wanna get at him, use emos

and Anti, I know gals who just don't care about what kind of women you do/don't like, as long as you like them... ahh, the crazy world in which I reside.

Granted, instead of him being pissy, he is now full of piss, and takes that out on you instead.

I wish for Anti to be placed in a padded room, with absolutely no way to cause or feel pain.

[deadboy]

Granted, but he now discovers that he likes total peace more than pain

I wish that this face glowed red instead of pink

[SekoETC]

Granted but you end up posting something that demands that face - on a forum that doesn't allow editing your own posts.

I wish I had a cheap apartment with a fast internet connection, a decent kitchen and silent neighbours.

[Spazz]

Granted, but you have me as a roommate, and you're footing the bill. Sure, the neighbors are silent, but I'm sure as hell not. Hope you like hearing a tremendously loud display of metal from Metallica to Nightwish (Yes, I recognize your sig ) to Static-X 24/7.

I wish I had every metal song that existed in an Mp3 player, that functions properly, is the correct size, is not able to be stolen, that I can take with me anywhere, with working headphones that cant be stolen and are the proper size, both weighing the correct weight, and I still have the hearing to enjoy it.

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, however the volume is set to 11 perminantly, meaning it's so loud your teeth hurt when you use it.

(Btw, in granting that wish before, I'd magiced away all the girls who didn't care. Oh and hEarty and the others know what causing pain to me means...)


I wish for the padded room I'm placed in to be put in zero gravity for a hour a day, and have some company...

[Spazz]

heh, I kinda already listen to mine that loud, thanks for removing that pesky volume.

Granted, but you're strapped down in a straightjacket for the entire duration, and you're company couldn't be bothered with you.

I wish for this: !

[SekoETC]

Granted, however it's upside down. ¡

I wish I'd be called to work soon.

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, however, your job has changed. You're now a maid-slave for Mistress Elizabeth. And you're running late, hope you enjoy spankings...

I wish for a tentaclesex t-shirt.

[SekoETC]

(Hmm that sounds like an interesting job, just hopefully it involves some sort of payment.)
Granted but it's size XS, thus making you look totally ridiculous when wearing it. Oh, and it's also pink.

I wish one of my characters could have his way with that one girl and she would not try to sabre him, but would still be awake and would turn out to be a good rp'er.