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Dudel
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Postby Dudel » Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:09 am

Naru... Naru... Naru... I have an idea: GO FUCK YOUSELF!
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joo
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Postby joo » Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:59 am

Lol wow Dudel, you cannot even spell correctly when telling someone to GO FUCK THEMSELVES in bold while apparently defending a woman who you have fallen in love with while watching her eat quiche on webcam? I really do think there is no hope for you.

Well here's an idea, maybe you should GO FUCK YOURSELF! And this time, try to spell it properly...
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Mr. Black
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Postby Mr. Black » Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:08 pm

Joo, 011001110110111100100000011001100111010101100001101101011.

See if you can figure that one out, dumbass.
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NAME: Mr. Black
AGE: 21
OCCUPATION: Fry-cook, occasional rocker
LIKES: Hard rock, metal, playing both, Cantr, the internet, and whiskey.
HATES: His apartment, lizards, snakes, being told what to do.
STR: -2
AGI: -10
INT: +10
RCK: >9000
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joo
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Postby joo » Wed Dec 31, 2008 3:15 pm

Mr. Black wrote:Joo, 011001110110111100100000011001100111010101100001101101011.

See if you can figure that one out, dumbass.

Oh, nice attempt at binary code, Mr. H4x0r! You seemed to initially spell out "go fuck" in ASCII, then either due to complete stupidity and incompetence on your part, or some misguided attempt to confuse me, you randomly threw in a few bits near the end... *claps* well done, I bow to your 1337 cryptography skillz. :roll: The police certainly won't discover your child porn stash if you do that to all the JPEG headers...
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The Almighty God
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Postby The Almighty God » Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:03 pm

Hahahaa! You are a MORTAL!*she laughs*Haven't have so much fun sinch your stone age!!!*points a finger at every human*
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*Wiro
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Postby *Wiro » Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:09 pm

Well, once you stop living as some imaginary, made-up man living in the sky while also claiming to be female and learn when to use "had" instead of "have", call me. 'kay, honey?

*slaps himself against his forehead* I can't believe it. I'm talking to imaginary friends now. Ugh.

And next time please don't leave Joo with an insult like that. It's saddening to see your pitiful struggle. Almost melancholic, I must say.
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The Almighty God
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Postby The Almighty God » Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:13 pm

I can change my gender as it please me, fool!
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Piscator
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Postby Piscator » Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:15 pm

Well, what other friend could you talk to?
Pretty in pink.
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*Wiro
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Postby *Wiro » Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:55 pm

Damn you Pisc. I was gonna pwn that foolish imaginary friend.
Anyway, I can't be bothered to insult a guy who enjoys watching people blow up bananas in their face and actually gets off on it. So yeah, have fun. I'm sure there are *some* others that share your... um... interests in banana... explosions... in faces?
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Darkle-ish
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Postby Darkle-ish » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:00 am

Oh, like you're one to talk you degenerate, sick-minded, anime worshipping freak?

Damn Japanese and their weird-assed fantasies..
"Gee, I sure would like to set those people on fire over there. But I'm way to far away to get the job done. If only I had something that would throw flame on them." -George Carlin, an amazing man.
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joo
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Postby joo » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:22 am

What kind of a fucking loser would set an animated GIF as their avatar? Do you get off on distracting people reading every topic you post in?

[OOC: No, it's not really that bad actually. Keep it if you want to.]
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Darkle-ish
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Postby Darkle-ish » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:37 am

You think my avatar is bad? Just look at yours! A cartoon evil necromancer with a crown! I must say I prefer dancing Marios and bananas to pseudo-necromantic, and almost certainly necrophilic, skeletons that couldn't scare a child even if they were given the heart of Sithis himself!

As to what gets me off... that's not your business.


[OOC: I had no intention of changing it. It's served me well so far.]
"Gee, I sure would like to set those people on fire over there. But I'm way to far away to get the job done. If only I had something that would throw flame on them." -George Carlin, an amazing man.
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*Wiro
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Postby *Wiro » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:42 pm

Darkle-ish wrote:Oh, like you're one to talk you degenerate, sick-minded, anime worshipping freak?

Damn Japanese and their weird-assed fantasies..


Just because you're so shallow minded allowing only those things your daddy has taught you deep in the basements of Amstetten to circle around in your mind, doesn't mean an open-minded person like me should be like you.
Damn conservatist. I bet you still don't know what the daylight is like, do you? Heck, I'm sure your Josef is standing right behind you, ready to whip you if he sees you're even trying to beg for help. Just so you know, the bread you've been eating is bought with money daddy Fritzl earns from people like Joo watching on the webcam over there. Yes, there's one. I heard there were some interesting moments of you and your teddy bear.

About wether it's Joo's business what you get off on or not, it definitely is.
I'm sure Joo wouldn't be interested in normal people. Don't worry, you've been qualified "MS" of Male Slut. (If you're female, grow some tits! Jeez...) Joo showed me that picture of you and a cucumber. *giggles* Amazing! All the way in and you pulled it out on the OTHER side? Just wow. Enough about you know though, it's getting repetitive. Can't help that though, it's hard to say a lot about people like you who just don't have any real... personality, interests, goals in life or friends.

Ok ok! I take that back. About friends. Daddy Fritzl is the only friend you'll ever need. :)
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joo
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Postby joo » Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:39 pm

How mind-blowingly original, Wiro. You've really hightlighted some subtle flaws in his personality and ripped him to shreds with your witty yet cuttingly accurate remarks. Now why don't you go celebrate by reading some badly translated doujins while jerking your gherkin with a pair of chopsticks...
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*Wiro
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Postby *Wiro » Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:10 pm

FAIL! It's DOUJINSHI, FOOL.
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