The grant-a-wish game

Antichrist_Online · Postby **Antichrist_Online** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:58 pm

Granted, you are omnipotent, for all of five seconds, the believers begin to fear your church more than you, so you lose all belief, and gods without belief cease to exist as we all know.

I wish I was in functioning order and that all time zones were synced so that day and night occur at the same time.

Nakranoth · Postby **Nakranoth** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:49 pm

(Boy am I glad I forced one person and all of his offspring to believe in me unconditionally in those five seconds... else I'd have a hell of a time posting...)

Done, the eart is ripped apart so that the crust as we know it always faces the same side... however, because of this, we no longer have a spinning, electrically charged core, so our magnetic field dies too... Hello gamma rays.

I wish I didn't have to wish so it wouldn't get screwd up... 'cause the more you wish, the worse condicion you end up in...

hEarty · Postby **hEarty** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:34 am

Granted! You are now no longer allowed to wish!

I wish that my roommate hadn't stayed up all night and left me to take care of his daughter now that I am off of work. (she's WAAAAY too hyper right now)

Pie · Postby **Pie** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:01 am

granted.

Now it was your sister who stayed up last night and left her daughter in your care.

I wish my wirless interenet worked.

Spazz · Postby **Spazz** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:10 am

Granted, it works, but only in the presence of nerve gas, and you have no chem gear, enjoy your ten seconds of internet, cuz that's VX gas boy.. :twisted:

Oh and by the way, thanks hEarty for revoking my wishes, a lot of them were very painful :lol:

I wish all the negative consequences of every with I made in this thread to happen to the second person to post after me, without those effects reaching me in any way, I am not to be harmed by this wish.

hEarty · Postby **hEarty** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:26 am

Granted. Though your wish backfires and it still does you harm in some way (sorry!)

I wish I knew who my sister was :shock:

Pie · Postby **Pie** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:31 am

Granted. she is a horibal person

I wish I had a better computer

hEarty · Postby **hEarty** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:53 am

Granted. But it was accidentally sent to me so now I have a better computer.

I wish that the next person who wishes wishes that the next person wished they were a fish. *nods*

Nakranoth · Postby **Nakranoth** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:10 am

Granted... or it would be, except that I'm not allowed to wish, so... :twisted:

hEarty · Postby **hEarty** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:54 am

I wish that Nakranoth can wish again!

Pie · Postby **Pie** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:58 am

granted. the downside is fairly self explanitory. he can wish again.

I wish that my cat didn't shed as much fur.

SekoETC · Postby **SekoETC** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:54 am

Granted, it's now shedding scales instead. (So, did hEarty turn into a fish?)

I wish I'd pass PC tech, even with a minimum score.

Nakranoth · Postby **Nakranoth** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:10 pm

Done, but you had to sleep with your teacher to get that minimum score.

I wish hEarty wished she were a fish.

Pie · Postby **Pie** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:08 am

Granted. She is now a fish. A great wite shark to be presice. Now, I know that sharks are actually gentil creatures, and only attack their pray, but luchy you to be in the middle of the ocian, in a seal costume, right next to hEarty. The only question I have is... does she bite? :twisted:

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I wish that hEarty did bite, but wouldn't bite me, anyone that I knew or was asociated to, or any of my stuff, my pets, or any other object that I Know about or use often.

Misato · Postby **Misato** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:16 am

Granted. She doesn't bite, she eats you instead.

I wish my brother and I were far away from each other without either of us dieing or being killed.

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