The grant-a-wish game

Solfius · Postby **Solfius** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 10:09 pm

Granted. You are immune to STDs, but you are also now immune to the effects of paracetemol and other painkillers.

I wish everyone could get some tentacles, just for the hell of it ^o)

hEarty · Postby **hEarty** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 11:23 pm

Granted. You now sport 150 different tentacles and you can't figure out how to control a single one of them. Enjoy!

I wish I knew how to control MY tentacles. :shock:

Spazz · Postby **Spazz** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:48 am

Granted, you know how to control them, but I'm controlling your tentacles right now, you're going to have to wait your turn. :lol:

I wish a giant being made out of bananas and used condom wrappers would stalk the next person to wish. (And NEVER have it or anything else come after me/do anything to me/my stuff)

mcclone · Postby **mcclone** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 2:11 am

Granted, the giant banana, condom wrapper stalks me. Turns out he's a nice guy, with a knack for picking lottery numbers. And no one ever has anything to do with you ever again, like you wished.

I wish I could find a good pair of boots that didn't cost $200.

Pie · Postby **Pie** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 2:16 am

granted. these cost 199.99

I wish I had a milkshake, that was made by the coldstone creamery, sitting on this table.

hEarty · Postby **hEarty** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 2:37 am

Granted. *she points at the milkshake on this table* Too bad it's on the table next to me.

I wish Spazz would give over control to my tentacles!

Spazz · Postby **Spazz** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:16 am

Granted, I give control of your tentacles over to a serial killer, have fun. :twisted:

I wish everybody else in this thread was forcibly dressed in clown suits and animal costumes, covered in bacon grease, and forced to fight each other to the death in a ring with a starving grizzly bear and tiger while I watched from outside, for my entertainment. :twisted:

Nakranoth · Postby **Nakranoth** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:17 am

Drats... oh well... alternate endings time...

hEarty · Postby **hEarty** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:20 am

Granted but the bear turns out to be a vegetarian and the tiger gets it's full eating the Bear. You lean too far over as you yell in disappointment and fall into the ring, breaking your neck.

I wish that the serial killer that is controlling my tentacles will kill all of my enemies!

Nakranoth · Postby **Nakranoth** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:26 am

Done, be he does it with your tentacles, so you get sentenced to death for it.

I wish the metroids would stop latching onto my head.

Spazz · Postby **Spazz** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:30 am

Granted, they now remove your genitals.

I wish hEarty had been covered in lettuce and vegetable oil in the ring instead.

hEarty · Postby **hEarty** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:39 am

Granted but as the bear reaches to grab me, I slide thru his grasp and run over to where you were leaning over the side and gives you the tug that causes you to fall and break your neck. The bear still gets eatten by the tiger and you die anyways!

I wish there was lettuce big enough to make me feel less naked right now!

Spazz · Postby **Spazz** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:51 am

Granted, but you were already in a clown suit, so you only look more ridiculous, and more vegetarian bears come into the ring

I wish there had been a metal grating over the top of the ring so I couldn't have fallen in.

hEarty · Postby **hEarty** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:57 am

Granted. As you lean forward to look in, you break your nose on he grate.

I wish I was never put in the ring in the first place!

Nakranoth · Postby **Nakranoth** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:01 am

Granted, you're on the lip with Spazz... and well, those tentacles are getting awefully excitable. :lol:

I wish my genitals would regrow.

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