Answer and Question game

[joo]

Q: How long will my bride take to get here and what does she look like?

A: No! And never ask me again, you dirty wizard!

[gejyspa]

Q: Is it okay for a Washington DC pro basketball player to use the opposing team's shower?

A: Atomic tangerines.

[Snickie]

Q: So Mister President, sir,.....what is your newest strategy for fighting the evil terrorists?

A: Oh no! The Sesquipedalophozoa has possessed and altered the quantum space between Reality and Ninja! The matrices are all bugged up, and cosine squared of x plus sine squared of x doesn't equal one anymore!

[gejyspa]

Q: Okay, this episode of ST:TNG needs some more technobabble to make the audience feel like they're learning some new cutting edge science, and so that the fanboys can have something to quote at the next WorldCon. Johnson, what've you got for me?

A: All glory to the elf lord!

[Snickie]

Q: In English, what is the first thing the elves all say when they see Elrond, before bursting out into song and merriment?

A: But, but, but....I had nothing to do with it! It wasn't me! Nope! I don't even know what a trisyllabic iambic pentagon metric systolic is.

[gejyspa]

Q: Alright, who's been in my stash?

A: This mouse comes in three decorator colors.

[MelloYell]

Q: What if my snake is finicky about his meals?

A: No, the calculator is wrong.

[Snickie]

Q: So, I just plugged in all these formulas, plugged in the number like you said, and I got this weird answer, zero error. Is that the right answer?

A: A spork.

[MelloYell]

Q: What's the best weapon to use on a camping trip?

A: Strangely, they were orange actually.

[Snickie]

Q: What color were the oranges you bought, ma'am?

A: Huh?! What?! B-but, that's completely impossible!

[MelloYell]

Q: snickie would you please abandon your saxophone during math class.

A: now that sounds like the craziest idea ive ever heard. im in!

[Snickie]

Q: So, at 4:30 AM we're going to stand outside the head staff's bedroom door, and we're going to sing a few different songs, including "Morning Mood" from the Peer Gynt Suite, "Here Comes the Sun" by the Beatles, and "Friday" by Rebecca Black. Are you in?


A: Get on with it!

[gejyspa]

Q: How can I possibly weigh this elephant and me on this one tiny bathroom scale?

A: Triumph belongs to the bananas that are the ripest.

[Slyder_Glyder_Ryder_etc]

Q. Mr. Johnson, you have been tried and found guilty of murder, you are hereby sentenced to death... any last words?

A. Because the line is so long.

[gejyspa]

Q: Why does Kevin Bacon keep flubbing that scene?

A: Bank of the Cayman Island, accompanied by two calico cats.