The grant-a-wish game

[hEarty]

Granted, though she still looks at you sideways every now and then.

I wish I could sleep more often than I do...

[Nakranoth]

You now have narcolepsy.

I wish people understood the diffrence between witches and warlocks.

[Chris Johnson]

I wish people understood the diffrence between witches and warlocks.

Granted.. Now everyone knows the word and is a diffrence
They don't know what a diffrence is but they sure know and is one of them

I wish my foot didn't hurt as much as it does

[SekoETC]

Granted, your leg is now amputated from above the knee. There's still some ghost pain but it's not as bad as the one you had before.

I wish I got to torture someone in Cantr, someone whose player can convincingly rp being scared.

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, but the person who's character you're torturing is me... and they find out that it's more than scary...

I wish for a black leather jumpsuit.

[Spazz]

Granted, however, they were all out of your size, so it's a 14xl, enjoy your tent.

I wish Seko would post next. (Yes I'm bored... and outta ideas xD)

[SekoETC]

Granted but Seko is also out of ideas and boring.

I wish I could come up with something interesting.

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, but I'm not telling you what it is and you don't get to wish yet.


I wish for a harem of attractive lovers (both sexes), to entertain me, in every way possible. Oh and one has to be a tentacle monster...

[hEarty]

Granted. You are now La Blue Girl.


I wish I didn't have to wake up so early.

[Racetyme]

Done. You sleep in and miss out on your day.


I wish for a faster computer. No running.

[hEarty]

Granted. Your feet become attached to the ground and your computer grows legs and quickly disappears across the horizon.


I wish the next person who posts would go to to work for me.

[Spazz]

Granted, I went to work for you, I also took your paycheck, insulted your boss, and set you back months in whatever you were doing, if you haven't been fired by now.

I wish Aircraft washed themselves.

[hEarty]

well damn... Good thing I only work at McD's huh?

Granted. They now wash, fly and crash by themselves.



I wish that North Dakota was less than a 3 day drive to New Jersey

[Spazz]

Granted, North Dakota now also has the jerks and bad smell of New Jersey as well.

I wish I hadn't failed my room inspection today.

[hEarty]

Granted. They look back over their notes and find out that it was the room next to yours that failed. (I used to HATE failing those when I was in the Navy so I'll go easy on you)


I wish I had more minutes!