This is court...

[Snickie]

You put files in your holy oil?

I accuse tnp of making it cold, but with exactly zero chance for even a short flurry of snow.

[gejyspa]

Yeah, I admit it -- I did make Florida only 89 degrees....

I accuse tnp of using a loaded dreidel.

[Snickie]

(Btw, 89 degrees is NOT cold (except in degrees Kelvin, but we're speaking in terms of Fahrenheit). 41 degrees F is cold. At highest, mid-sixties with a cold wind from the north is cold. But 89 F is beautiful. )

So what if it's rich and has dollar signs drawn all over it? :p

I accuse tnp of putting the Legend of Zelda on the Android market for free.

[Alladinsane]

Argh! My reflexes are not what they once were? Free? you think its Free?
Only until the US Government discovers that a copyright still exists. Its free today sure.


I *yawns* accuse tnp of switching the regular with the decaf.

[gejyspa]

The better to still all your character's stuff with, my dear.

I accuse tnp of impersonating Grandma.

[Snickie]

It's your fault you cast me as her in the play. By the way, thanks for the house, but put a lock on it or something. This little girl with a red cape keeps coming in with a frying pan when I'm drunk.

I accuse tnp of not being active on Cantr, causing my character unnecessary despair.

[gejyspa]

Pbfft! Your characters should be where mine are, so you can be less despairing.

I accuse tnp of keeping four aces up their sleeve.

[Snickie]

Where am I going to get a sleeve big enough to fit four hardware stores? Seriously?

I accuse tnp of hosting a party at my house when my family and I weren't even in-state.

[gejyspa]

Whoa! I must've been more wasted than I thought. I thought that was MY house.

I accuse tnp of replacing all the music in my MP3 player with Christmas music.

[Snickie]

Get with the times, man! 'Cause ya know what it is?

♪It's the most wonderful time of the year
For spending money and list'ning to cliché music
All that you hear!
There's a reason we don't have this all the year. ♪



I accuse tnp of singing badly.

[DennisTehMenace]

That was my cat...

I accuse tnp of hacking cantr.

[gejyspa]

You say to DennisTehMenace: "Nah, they already caught the person doing that, and they've been sentence to hearing me whisper to others, and only being able to see my emotes."
You say: "*Laughs Evilly*"

I accuse tnp of confusing the heck out of my character.

[Snickie]

You say to gejyspa: "Turn right here! No, left! Turn left right here. RIGHT HERE! No, not right, left! Turn RIGHT left here! No, left…right! NO, you missed the turn. TURN AROUND! RIGHT HERE! Turn! Turn! Now turn right here! I said RIGHT! Not LEFT! NOO! RIGHT! ARRRRRGH!!!"
You say: "*reaches over and grabs the wheel and swerves into the correct turn lane*"


I accuse tnp of shouting in their whispers.

[Chroma Key]

I don't whisper.
I accuse tnp of being too quiet.

[Snickie]

How much louder do you want me to play? I can only downgrade the size of my reeds so many times. Tell them to play quieter! All they do is blat and it sounds disgusting. I can't even hear myself with them.

I accuse tnp of being too LOUD.