The grant-a-wish game

[Nakranoth]

You were an Oscar Mayer wiener... but someone already ate and digested you.

I wish I could create small temporal pockets in which I could do as much as I wanted without time passing for anyone else.

[Spazz]

Whoa! And I just ate a hot dog!!!

Granted, only catch is, you have to sacrifice your heart to some evil being to create them.

I wish I knew if that was Seko I just ate.

[deadboy]

You do and it was. Ick!

I want to know absolutely everything about absolutely everything without my brain overloading or exploding or anything

[SekoETC]

Granted, however all that knowledge makes others regard you as dreadfully boring and arrogant, so you end up losing all your friends.

I wish I gave Spazz some heartburns while being digested.

[Nakranoth]

You did, but he had some Pepto-bismol readily available.

I wish I were a sorcerer, wizard, or warlock.

[Racetyme]

You are the witch under Dorothy's house.



I wish I had a bigger bed.

[SekoETC]

You get a king-sized double bed - however, you are required to share it with half a dozen traumatized refugees.

I wish I learned to spend less than half an hour in the shower.

[Spazz]

Lol, I use Tums for heartburn

Granted, the water is now just one degree short of boiling. That should make it easy to learn how to spend less time in the shower

I wish I never inadvertently ate a person again, while in hot dog form or no.. Seko was enough

[hEarty]

Granted but this means that you never eat again.

I wish that I had an unlimited supply of money and never had to work again.

[Skulty]

Granted. Bill Gates struck you with his car and you were idemnified with more money that you can ever spend. The thing is... you're tetraplegic.... But you'll never have to work again at least...

I wish I was intelligent living being in the whole universe! Without becoming arrogant or boring...

[Pie]

granted.

you were an

intelligent living being

and you were

in the whole universe

but now you aren't. you are now a carrot.

I wish that nobody would eat Skulty.

[hEarty]

Granted. Instead of eatting Skulty they decided on a slice of Pie instead.



I wish that my roommate would let me have a kitten.

[Spazz]

Granted, your roommate lets you have a kitten. Nothing wrong or anything, you get the most adorable kitten in the world, seeing this, after a few weeks, your roommate is so fond of your kitten they realize they've always wanted a pet too... and adopts a family of skunks.

I wish I hadn't eaten Seko, the forums are boring now without that pervert

[hEarty]

Granted. You get life-threateningly (love that word) sick and are rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery. When you wake up, Seko is sitting in a chair plotting your demise.

I wish that it would stop snowing....

[Spazz]

Granted, it stops snowing... after it lays 32 feet of snow. I would like to recommend a snowmobile, if you can dig it up.

I wish Seko would realize that it wasn't my fault I ate her, she was a normal enough looking hot dog at the time, how was I supposed to know?