This is court...

[Alladinsane]

Its no use, they will all just starve to death. Why bother? I guess I will just play...something. Nothing can replace cantr though...its no use. I guess I'll go eat worms.

Before my mouth is full, I guess I will accuse tnp of thinking that Duct tape will fix anything.

[Snickie]

It was proven on Mythbusters. But one thing they never tested on that show was stupidity, and that's probably a good thing, as nothing, not even duct tape, can fix stupidity.

I accuse tnp of trying to play matchmaker.

[gejyspa]

BTW, Snick, have you met my cousin's barber's next door neighbor? He's really cute and I think you two might really hit it off....

I accuse tnp of kicking me in the face.

[Snickie]

I warned you not to play matchmaker.

I accuse tnp of stealing my toothbrush.

[Alladinsane]

Oh, that was yours? No, no, its right here next to the toilet. I'm not really sure how it got wet.

Well....here ya go!


I accuse tnp of drinking too much Red Bull

[Snickie]

Unless you were intending on the next poster being yourself, Laddie, nobody can really be guilty of that… I can't stand that stuff, either, and I don't know how other people can; even the smell makes me nauseous.

I accuse tnp of drinking too much coffee.

[gejyspa]

No, but I have been drinking tea, as I've been up for 41 hours straight trying to scrub the viruses off my wife's laptop. I'm going to bed now for a good 6 hour sleep before the alarm goes off.

I accuse the next player of planting tough viruses on my wife's laptop.

[Snickie]

Seriously? I can hardly code a table in HTML, and you're accusing me of planting a virus in your laptop?

I accuse tnp of feeding my last good working pair of headphones to my dog.

[BrentW]

Well I am sorry but you just have to feed him more. Besides the huge things that look sound proof are so last century.

I accuse the next post of... running naked down the road last night.

Well last night they really was a guy running down the road naked...The nudist from 4 houses down.

[gejyspa]

Sorry, I hadn't a thing to wear -- everything was at the laundromat.

I accuse tnp of being in the Hall of the Mountain King

[Snickie]

*goes to look it up*
Nope. Though if Wikipedia holds true (and it rarely does ) I'd love to play the orchestral piece.

I accuse tnp of assigning a ridiculously long project that they KNOW I'll never get done even if I actually put some effort into it.

[gejyspa]

Well, thought Echoman could use some help getting cantr back up.

I accuse tnp of torturing zebras

[Alladinsane]

I thought they would like hearing the music of "The white stripes"

I file petition that tnp put Bubble Bath into the Dishwasher!

[Anaesthesia]

That was Bubble Bath? But the label said soap! See? *Holds out bottle of Bubble Bath with 'Soap' Hastily scribbled on the label*

I bring accusation against tnp for spending too much time on the computer and neglecting my plants!!

[Snickie]

Is that the new name for homework? I mean, uh, no! I was busy inventing a system to water your plants through an app on your computer! Yeah…

I would like to protest the fact that the next poster is being overly creative with their accusation to the poster after them.