King of the Hill

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Rebma
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Postby Rebma » Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:30 pm

*Wiro wrote:
A real woman doesn't show her... female beauties to just anyone.


:? :shock: :?

In the interest of not starting shit... "No Comment".
kronos wrote:like a nice trim is totally fine. short, neat. I don't want to be fighting through the forests of fangorn and expecting treebeard to come and show me the way in
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*Wiro
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Postby *Wiro » Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:32 pm

What? ._. Did you want me to say "tits" then, as Joo described them so beatifully? :)

Fine. A real woma- :wink:
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Rebma
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Postby Rebma » Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:39 pm

It wasn't that I was bothered by. Last time I felt around, I'm sure I still felt like a real woman. Real woman have everyright to show. We have the choice, hells yeah.

P.s. Its legal for woman to walk topless in my province.

P.p.s - Joo, that's three posts. I think your hill is waiting.

*Ties a long slack cord around wiro's waist, at which point she signals a helicopter to take him 'up and out'.* Hehehehe. *places a dented crown on her head.* King!
kronos wrote:like a nice trim is totally fine. short, neat. I don't want to be fighting through the forests of fangorn and expecting treebeard to come and show me the way in
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Postby *Wiro » Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:57 pm

ALLRIGHT. Then we'll need pictu- ... Ok. Let's continue the forum game. ^^

Women can't be king of the hill. :roll:
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Rebma
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Postby Rebma » Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:10 pm

*laughs maniacally* And yet, here I sit. And you're over there. Wherever there is.
kronos wrote:like a nice trim is totally fine. short, neat. I don't want to be fighting through the forests of fangorn and expecting treebeard to come and show me the way in
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*Wiro
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Postby *Wiro » Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:13 pm

*uses place-change magic* Yep. I'm here on the hill. And you're in the unable-to-post-unless-someone-else-posts-first-place. :)
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Mr. Black
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Postby Mr. Black » Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:18 pm

*walks in and places a stool next to Wiro's throne. He sits* Yo, Wiro. 'Sup? Gimme a pound. Lock it down. Break the pickle. Tickle tickle! *He tickles Wiro and pushes him out of a conveniently located window, from which Wiro falls and lands in the NO POST FOR 3 POSTS place* I am King Poet of the Hill! Fear my tongue of fury!
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NAME: Mr. Black
AGE: 21
OCCUPATION: Fry-cook, occasional rocker
LIKES: Hard rock, metal, playing both, Cantr, the internet, and whiskey.
HATES: His apartment, lizards, snakes, being told what to do.
STR: -2
AGI: -10
INT: +10
RCK: >9000
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Postby Rebma » Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:31 pm

*giggles and bounds up the hill to sit at Mr. Black's feet* Hullo King.
kronos wrote:like a nice trim is totally fine. short, neat. I don't want to be fighting through the forests of fangorn and expecting treebeard to come and show me the way in
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Postby Mr. Black » Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:46 pm

Hiya. I hereby grant you the duchy of the small bare patch of dirt over there! *points to a random patch of dirt* Make all your 1-inch serfs work on it, and work on it hard!
PLAYER STATS

NAME: Mr. Black
AGE: 21
OCCUPATION: Fry-cook, occasional rocker
LIKES: Hard rock, metal, playing both, Cantr, the internet, and whiskey.
HATES: His apartment, lizards, snakes, being told what to do.
STR: -2
AGI: -10
INT: +10
RCK: >9000
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Postby joo » Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:49 pm

O rly, Wiro, are you sure it isn't you who is the trap? :lol:


Tidal wave, hear me! Wash these dirty immigrants from my hill!

I am teh king!



And, about teh tittehs, you might say that a real woman doesn't show them to just anyone, but, if she never shows them to anyone, who's to know that she is in fact a real woman? A chicken-and-egg question, you say? Well I don't really see it that way. The options have been reduced through much philosophical reasoning to two major paths that may be followed anybody with the claim of "woman:"

[ ] Tits
[ ] GTFO
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*Wiro
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Postby *Wiro » Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:52 pm

You heard it Rebma. :roll:

*changes into Reimu and fires some spellcards at Joo, dodging his spellcards and then watches him fall down the hill and laughs*

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joo
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Postby joo » Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:57 pm

I, for one, welcome our new master o' teh much facial hair. *Bows down befoar Wiro* All hail the bearded king! :lol:
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*Wiro
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Postby *Wiro » Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:04 pm

*looks at Rebma and Blacky* BURN JOO! Nao! If you won't do it I'll make my robots use their teleport-magic on you two so you'll be both locked in Joo's BASEMENT.
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Rebma
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Postby Rebma » Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:58 pm

*crosses her arms stubbornly* I like Joo's basement. It's like mine, but not as many screams.
kronos wrote:like a nice trim is totally fine. short, neat. I don't want to be fighting through the forests of fangorn and expecting treebeard to come and show me the way in
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*Wiro
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Postby *Wiro » Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:11 pm

Bah. I hate you. Just die, sheesh. *angry face and then giggle* :3
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