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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:58 pm

Does it disturb you when you hear those mice humping behind your bedroom wall?

Acorns.
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Postby Nakranoth » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:28 pm

Wait, I think I mis heard you... The doctor replaced them with What?

It's on your head.
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Postby Nosajimiki » Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:04 am

Q:Excuse me Dr. I seem to have misplaced that alien brain-sucker we're supposed to be studying, have you seen it?

A:Try applying some linseed oil, I'll bet that'll help.
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Postby SekoETC » Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:53 pm

Dear Aunt Martha
My 11 inch wooden dildo has lost it's gloss. What should I do to make it shine again?


EDIT: Oh, sorry


Answer: It's my first day!
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Postby Nosajimiki » Mon Sep 04, 2006 7:17 pm

SekoETC wrote:Dear Aunt Martha
My 11 inch wooden dildo has lost it's gloss. What should I do to make it shine again?

:lol: :lol: :lol: awesome! but you need an answer too.
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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:41 pm

What did you say after you pushed that man out of the plane without his parachute?

Guns, lots and lots of guns.
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Postby Nakranoth » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:53 am

So, what's your solution to everyday problems?

3.1415926535897932384626433832795
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Postby Phalynx » Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:13 am

How do I round
3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510
down to 31 decimal places?


Unfortunately the pedant's union wouldn't let me join...
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Postby Nosajimiki » Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:00 am

What are you doing back so soon? I though you where suposed to be retreaving the Amulate of Yendor for some choas god.

It looks worse than it smells, slightly better better than it tastes, way worse than it feels and much better than it sounds.
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Postby SekoETC » Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:03 am

What would you say about your mom's new hand lotion? (apparently it's a very noisy lotion too)

First I thought it was an apple but then I cut it in half...
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Postby Nakranoth » Sat Sep 09, 2006 6:00 am

Alright, you're obviously pretty badly drugged up right now, and my lamp is definitely completly smashed... All I want to know is, What were you thinking?

Yeah, a Drunks Agains Mad Mothers meeting *hic* I can't miss it.
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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:09 pm

How did your Alcoholics meeting go earlier?

I was going to get one for her for christmas, but someone else beat me to it
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Postby Phalynx » Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:11 pm

Did you manage to get that engagement ring?


No, it simply wasn't possible in this weather!
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Postby Leo Luncid » Sun Sep 10, 2006 11:58 am

Have you succeeded the task of retrieving the external modification module from the floor of marketing devices in the Island of Lost Serenity?

"Just call it OMRSTPLRLCNSWMTCTHTALCNEE for short."
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Postby SekoETC » Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:59 pm

So how did it go again, place, purpose, participants? - On Mickey's Restaurant, So To Plan Legal Rights Legislation, Conveniently Named "Seven Weathered Men Together Chanting The Heated Tongues And Loins Concerning Never-Ending Excellence? How am I going to remember that?


Mickey's restaurant at seven, black tie.
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