This is court...

[Alladinsane]

I think somebody told Santa that you hadn't been good all year. But thanks for the cookies, just pull them out of the oven a little sooner next year.

I accuse tnp of being just waaaay too optimistic

[Chroma Key]

Who, me? I'm all doom and gloom these days, come back when I'm on a (natural) high!
I accuse tnp of keeping me up all night... I need some sleep!

[gejyspa]

Who, me? I'm all doom and gloom these days, come back when I'm on a (natural) high!
I accuse tnp of keeping me up all night... I need some sleep!

Well, if you would stop responding to my char's "talk"s, I wouldn't have to keep responding to your responses! I'm exhausted, myself!

I accuse tnp of planting false hope in my char.

[Snickie]

Sorry... I should've told you that I'd run out of food weeks ago, but it was fun to roleplay!
(Disclaimer: I have no idea what he's talking about. No CRB has been committed.)

I accuse tnp of telling me not to accuse them of anything.

[gejyspa]

And yet you did it anyway ... grrrr!

I accuse tnp of spying on my computer usage at work.

[Snickie]

You should be very ashamed. You've been cheating on Cantr with work!

I accuse tnp of tripping me during marching rehearsal and making me almost sprain my wrist. Do you know how hard it is to type with only one hand?

[masterekat]

I didn't trip you! You're just making an excuse for why you're really typing with only one hand!

I accuse tnp of stealing my cat.

[Snickie]

Guilty as charged. It's so pretty! *strokes and hugs the cat, kissing it on the nose and making crooning noises*

I accuse tnp of sabotaging my chemistry test.

[The_Pagan]

It was I. I was working under the orders of the mad scientist trying to hide the hide the illegal and potentially lethal experiments that's been done to your your chemical levels. I'm only the aide.

I accuse tnp of dressing up in brightly coloured spandex and wreaking my master's lab.

[Snickie]

Nope, it wasn't me. I don't even own Spandex.

I accuse tnp of turning this into a thread where every other post is mine.

[The_Pagan]

Guilty. I lay traps.

I accuse tnp of stealing my wallet. (You can keep it but I'll like the voucher for £1 off cheese back please.)

[Snickie]

Oooh.....you've no idea how hard this is to resist the temptation and let somebody else respond to that, but this is too tempting. Fine, but only if I can keep the voucher for £2 off cheese.

I accuse tnp of draining me of any potential ideas for a halfway decent "accuse tnp" post. Congratulations, it worked.

[The_Pagan]

Guilty. *Ashamed*

I accuse tnp of cutting the cheese.



(Can't get cheese out on my mind now.)

[rain21]

I just shredded it for spaghetti that's not a crime. Yum spaghetti

I accuse tnp of being too afraid to go rock climbing on one of those fake rock walls. You're such a chicken, mooo!

[Snickie]

Me? Scared? I'd go without a second thought if I wasn't so worried about missing something on Cantr.

I accuse tnp of failing to cook all the vodka out of my spaghetti.