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Mafia Salad
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Postby Mafia Salad » Sat Mar 04, 2006 6:58 am

notsure wrote:I slept with Troy, of Helena, (Montana).


The last person to say that tested HIV positive.



A team of international scientist converged at the UNEP Headquarters in Nairobi after conclusive evidence that my sexiness was the primary cause of global warming. After several minutes of weighing the pros and cons of the situation, the committee unanimously decided that although the environmental impacts will be devastating, as I am getting hotter day by day, resulting in a rapid increase of global warming. It would be a far greater loss to remove me from the planet than to have the continental ice sheets melt, flooding all major coastal cities.
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[quote]1441-7: You skillfully kill a racoon using a broom.[/quote]
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Postby Pie » Sun Mar 05, 2006 3:05 am

Yea.but its to bad that those scientists that were alians coming doun to earth have no relevance in this story, and that you live on mars, becous you are now living on mars were people are even uglyer than you, and the polar ice caps on mars would be better off melting, becous vthat would actually be good, and of course, you allredy got booted off of earth for being so darn UGLY!!!(A very long, diobolical, evil burn that compleatly too k apart your boast. YEA!! I ROCK!!!)



My brain can comprehend everything around me in .0005 seconts faster than you. :P
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Postby Leo Luncid » Sun Mar 05, 2006 4:29 am

Find that somewhat funny, 'cause you know, that means that you can only think .0005 seconds faster than me, right? Right... :) It's either that I'm an idoit or that you should reconsider that statement of yours.

But guess what?

I don't care about whatever you're going to say to me to overcome my boast!
Notice how weak and petty we are / In the grand fixture we come afar / Hey we can't help it / No denying the prerequisite for love / Your very existence / You're the source of my substenance / Slow down take your time and feel the / Flow
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Postby Mafia Salad » Sun Mar 05, 2006 5:57 am

Neither do I.



I type using telekinetic abilities.
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[quote]1441-7: You skillfully kill a racoon using a broom.[/quote]
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Postby Pie » Sun Mar 05, 2006 7:47 pm

Ehem....*watches as mafia salad starts bashing keys with his head* thats not teleconetic....

I have the distinct ability to talk for 5 minuts non stop without breathing
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Postby Phalynx » Sun Mar 05, 2006 8:37 pm

Perhaps you could talk for 10 mins! :D

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Postby Pie » Sun Mar 05, 2006 11:18 pm

..... JUST becous you made a croun out of roks and bread rolls dosen't make you a king.



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Postby Mafia Salad » Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:13 am

You’re a prosthetic eating cannibal? The more I learn about you, the less I want to learn.

I can chug a two liter bottle of soda in 4 seconds.
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Postby Phalynx » Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:47 am

What does chug mean where you come from???



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Postby deadboy » Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:33 pm

you know what they say, no matter how good at something you are, theres always going to be 15 people better, or in this case faster


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Postby Nalaris » Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:02 pm

Quit getting yourself confused with George Lucas.

I am George Lucas.
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Postby deadboy » Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:15 pm

Try taking your own advice next time


I just got four A's in my A levels
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Postby Mafia Salad » Sat Mar 11, 2006 7:31 pm

The third time through 5th grade I'd expect no less.


Women love my personality.
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Postby Pie » Sun Mar 12, 2006 3:49 pm

yea..... now if only those wimon weren't fat, or in there late 50's.


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Postby notsure » Sun Mar 12, 2006 3:57 pm

I bet you really had to study hard before that (blood) test!

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