This is court...

[Snickie]

Guilty as charged. I wanted to make sure everyone was safely inside, playing Cantr.

I accuse tnp of killing off the weasels!

[gejyspa]

Them's good eats

I accuse tnp of not getting up early enough, so I have to drive them.

[Snickie]

But I like sleeping in. And if it means I get to ride in a semi-quiet car with A/C and not a hot bus with screaming kids, then I'll do it anytime.

I accuse tnp of throwing me on a hot, un-air-conditioned bus full of screaming kids.

[Alladinsane]

The nice A/c car is out of gas. So wake up and get your tail on the bus! *kicks bed*

I accuse tnp of improperly emoting during RP

[Snickie]

*thinks that Allad is annoying. She thinks about accusing tnp of being as annoying as her dog, but decides against it and, inside her head, accuses tnp of thinking that puffball mushrooms aren't unlike feather pillows*

[gejyspa]

I can't be possibly be guilty of anything, since no one has accused me of anything, as far as I know...


But I accuse tnp of not trying hard enough to find their missing sneaker.

[phoenixannwn]

Oh come on, I made my boyfriend look for it didn't I? Why should I have to do it when he's perfectly capable?

I accuse tnp of sending that two hour rush at work to me today. Damn you! I sliced my finger open!

[Snickie]

But it means more $$$s in your salary, right? So now you can pay the bills and play Cantr!

I accuse tnp of existing!

[gejyspa]

Life. Don't talk to me about life. Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and I"m being asked to play Cantr....

I accuse tnp of causing the sun to go nova.

[Alladinsane]

I had some leftover cherry bombs from the 4th and then I uttered those famous words that mean a southern boy is about to do something stupid:

"Hey Ya'll! Watch this!"
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I file a petition with the court that states unequivocally that tnp is creating far too much paperwork for what should be a simple task.

[Snickie]

If you want to verify this petition, then we're going to need some of your most personal information. What is your name? Place and date of birth? Social security number? Your half-siblings' SSNs? How did you break up with your second girlfriend? Who was your science teacher in seventh grade? What medications are you currently on? What medications have you taken previously? Please indicate doseages and durations on these medicines. Now we need you to sign here, here, here, here, initial here, sign here, here, here, here, here, here, forge your wife's signature here, aaaaand sign here.

I accuse tnp of using yellow highlighter on their paperwork.

[rain21]

This is clearly not yellow it's Lemon chiffon

I accuse tnp of clipping their toe nails in bed

[Snickie]

I had to. You failed to provide me with a trash can in which to deposit my toenail clippings.

I accuse tnp of ruining my recording of myself playing prettiful music by recording his- or herself singing "It's A Small World" in twenty-six different languages over it.

[Alladinsane]

and you just can't get it out of your head can you? ~~its a small world after all~~

I accuse tnp of mixing ben gay in the face cream.

[gejyspa]

Well, I couldn't reach the preparation H.

I accuse tnp of setting back women's liberation 100 years.