The grant-a-wish game

[Racetyme]

You can. But you are on the sun.



I wish I were yellow.

[The communist]

Granted. You suffer from an incredibly painfull skin disease that turns you yellow.


I wish for a lot of gold and diamonds.

[Racetyme]

You are now in a bank vault with lots of gold and diamonds. No food though.


I want me so alcoholism!

[Spazz]

(Ow, vengeful, eh Nakranoth? )

Granted, you are an alcoholic, you don't remember last night, and you just woke up naked with a massive hangover... with a fat woman.. and a transvestite...

I wish I had an attractive woman (not a lesbian!) to pull these splinters out of me.

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, however she's an extreme sadist, and rubs hydrochloric acid into each wound.

I wish I could date that sadist...

[formerly known as hf]

You do. Unfortunately, being with you, makes her realise she's always fancied a bit of hot girlie-on-girlie action. She leaves you. And, no, she doesn't let you watch.


I wish I didn't have to work

[Racetyme]

You don't. However, you also don't have to eat. Its just a choice.


I wish the baseball season were over.

[Spazz]

Granted, Baseball season is over, the next season starts tomorrow, and lasts forever...

I wish I could share my injuries with Antichrist_Online.

[The communist]

You get to share your injuries with antichrist. But you also get electrocuted, and then fourced to eat my schools food. ( which is not a pretty sight and tastes something taht died an eon or two ago.)



I wish I had a computer, so I didnt have to share this on e with my a**h*le brother.

[Spazz]

HAH, ever heard of chow hall food communist? Getting electrocuted is fine as well, cuz he'll feel it too

Granted, you have a computer, a 1994 Apple computer that shuts down every other hour. (wow I feel old after posting that)

I wish Mario had a chainsaw instead of a hammer in Donkey Kong.

[Racetyme]

He does. But you aren't allowed to play the new version.


I wish for better hand eye coordination.

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, but this is only achieved by attaching your eye to the end of your thumb.


I wish people would relise I'm a masochist as well as a sadist, so pain isn't a problem...

[the_antisocial_hermit]

Granted. Now you're banished to a world of pink fluffy bunnies, where everything is made of cotton candy and there's nothing to cause pain. The sun shines bright and there are rainbows in the sky and cheesy songs playing constantly.

I wish... I had a wish.

[Racetyme]

You do. But you accidentally wish for a third thumb.


I wish for a tree.

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, you get a small bonsai tree that falls on your head leaving a small bruise.

I wish Garry's mod would stop breaking on me.