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Posted: **Tue May 05, 2009 11:47 am**

that build a new machine made of pancakes that I insert butter into

Posted: **Tue May 05, 2009 11:53 am**

the pancakes turn mouldy and rot away to nothing and hence the game ends

am I doinitrite? XD

Posted: **Tue May 05, 2009 11:56 am**

then in walks the vending machine guy who gleefully installs a new one.. and he puts his kids picture in it

Posted: **Tue May 05, 2009 1:30 pm**

I jerk off to the pictures then fall asleep in front of the machine.

Posted: **Tue May 05, 2009 4:03 pm**

the machine tells you to stop doing that and insert something the next time you approach the machine.

i insert this little guy and then run away :twisted:

Posted: **Tue May 05, 2009 7:45 pm**

The machine spits out a killer leprechaun. :twisted:

I insert a $100 bill.

Posted: **Tue May 05, 2009 11:59 pm**

it spits out a $1 bill seems you got robbed...

I put in a dozen roses..

Posted: **Wed May 06, 2009 9:30 am**

and got a date with me

I put in a bottle of wine

Posted: **Wed May 06, 2009 12:27 pm**

You have a second date with me..

I put in a stuffed tiger

Posted: **Wed May 06, 2009 4:34 pm**

A real tiger comes out which eats your face.

I put in a miniature helicopter.

Posted: **Wed May 06, 2009 8:17 pm**

A real helicopter comes out and crushes you to death.

I put in toe nail clippings.

Posted: **Thu May 07, 2009 2:38 am**

They shoot back out of the slot and into your face.

I insert your face.

Posted: **Thu May 07, 2009 9:26 am**

And a new and more hideous face comes out.. and kisses Joo

I insert the Patriot Act

Posted: **Thu May 07, 2009 1:48 pm**

You think nothing happens but later all your personal information is violated.

Inserts snm2001's personal information.

Posted: **Sat May 09, 2009 8:49 am**

and she is arrested for harboring criminals and ticking off the FBI that one time

I insert Dick Cheney

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The Magic Vending Machine