This is court...

[gejyspa]

I did no such thing! But if your char will meet my character in the Old Forest tomorrow at 12 noon EST, I'll give you the details.

I accuse tnp of rampant consumerism

[Snickie]

Oh yeah, because ordering twenty metric tons of iron and window glass annually is rampant consumerism.

I accuse tnp of not having your char tell my char of anything that's transpiring between yours and other peoples' chars despite it involving my char.
Disclaimer: I'm speaking IG, not OOC. I have no wish to be banned either.

[gejyspa]

Sorry, not getting banned because of you.

I accuse tnp of telling my boss I'm playing cantr all day instead of working.

[EchoMan]

Didn't have to, I am your boss.

I accuse tnp for stealing my sleep. Give it back!

[Snickie]

I was playing beautiful music on my kazoo; it was supposed to serenade you! You never told me you didn't like "If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands" and "It's A Small World."

I accuse tnp of breaking my reed.

[Alladinsane]

Sorry, I thought it was a bunch of "U pick em" toothpicks, *smiles with a big piece of spinach between two incisors*

I accuse tnp of making 'ticky-tack, chicken-bleep referee calls'

[Snickie]

I'm in the band! The only thing I know about football is field goals and touchdowns.....which is a rare, difficult concept for our team. Well, maybe not the field goals, but the touchdowns...

I accuse tnp of poisoning my soda with battery acid.

[Mr. Black]

What? No, that was just some extra flavoring!

I accuse tnp of playing other games and being unfaithful to cantr!

[Snickie]

Oh, it's not a problem. I only do it while waiting for something to happen on Cantr. Or when the Internet is down and I'm waiting for it to come back up.

I accuse tnp of giving me homework and thus preventing me from playing Cantr, a much more seriously grave, gravely serious charge.

[gejyspa]

It's not homework. It's classwork. Can I help it if you are slow?

I accuse tnp of charging me extra for luggage, pillows, snacks, seats that recline, 2 inches of legroom, windows that open, non-seating next to screaming babies....

[Snickie]

Do I look like a rhinoceros to you?

I accuse tnp of replacing my shampoo with bamboo-and-broccoli-rabe(sp?) purée.

[phoenixannwn]

No, I replaced it with shampoo! Homemade shampoo. I made it out of baby food!

[Snickie]

I accuse tnp of paying Phoenix to annoy me by not putting a new accusation on her previous post.

[phoenixannwn]

Oh sorry! I got so caught up in the absolute deliciousness of my defense I completely forgot!

I accuse tnp of sending ninja kittens to attack me!

[Snickie]

Good job, Ninja! *is petting a Siamese kitten* You sure showed her ankles!
Yes, I do have a Siamese kitten in real life whose name is Ninja. ♥

I accuse tnp of overfeeding my cat Snick (the one in the avatar).