The grant-a-wish game

Antichrist_Online · Postby **Antichrist_Online** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:40 pm

Granted, but it lasts three seconds, then you are stabbed by an angry mob of rain enthusiasts who were interrupted during their "Sex in the rain" orgy.

I wish I could decide between asking Martyn out or asking Anya out...

UloDeTero · Postby **UloDeTero** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:49 pm

Granted. You decide. The other one gets jealous and kills you.

I wish to be able to change anything at any time, even life and death.

deadboy · Postby **deadboy** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:36 pm

(Sorry I misread Seko's post and thought it said any -of my- characters dying. How my mind slotted in two extra words without me realising I don't know

)

Granted, but soon after you become sad of changing things, and so change the fact that you can change things so that you can't. Then, unsuprising, you die in some horrific freak accident which is too horrific for me to even go into here

I wish for world pizza

UloDeTero · Postby **UloDeTero** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:51 pm

Granted. World pizza occurs. That's right! The Earth turns into a huge deep-pan pepperoni with extra cheese! But disaster strikes (even more than it already was doing) when giant hungry aliens come cruising by and chow down on our crispy crust. They do get a little indigestion, so that's a small victory for us! :roll:

I wish for great disaster on a global scale and the destruction of all life. :twisted:

(Bit of a gamble...)

(No problem, deadboy. I got ya covered!)

deadboy · Postby **deadboy** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:57 pm

It happens, but it turns out the earth without life is a way better place than the earth with life. All viruses flourish and live out their non-lives if happiness. God is pleased. God gets bored. God kills the viruses for amusement. God becomes even more bored. God makes life again.

I wish for me to be able to eat the world pizza as a giant world sized me

Racetyme · Postby **Racetyme** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:00 am

Unfortunately, you have nowhere to stand, and you drift aimlessly forever in the galaxy.

I wish to go to hell.

SekoETC · Postby **SekoETC** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:13 am

Apparently living at your home during renovations is considered pretty much equally awful, so you end up being forced to do that.

I wish I could complete my practice CV, it's two months overdue.

Racetyme · Postby **Racetyme** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:08 pm

Done. Unfortunately, it isn't accepted.

I wish to be president for a day.

deadboy · Postby **deadboy** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:08 pm

You are, and you are a far better president than Bush. The populace of America tries to keep you in office instead of Bush, so, Bush, unsuprisingly, has you assinated. Problem solved

I...... :idea:

wish I hadn't just put that smiley in my wish

Racetyme · Postby **Racetyme** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:23 pm

I'm no admin, so thats a shame. Instead you get a birthday cake with a stripper in it. I had to make it up to you somehow.

I wish for some delicious cheese.

Antichrist_Online · Postby **Antichrist_Online** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:16 pm

Granted, but you only get 3 micrograms of it.

I wish I was a Timelord.

deadboy · Postby **deadboy** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:52 pm

The Daleks get you!

I wish I had the middle button of my shirt that fell off my shirt back on my shirt

Racetyme · Postby **Racetyme** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:56 pm

Fine. But you don't get any of the other buttons.

I wish for a voodoo 2. (Nicest computer on earth)

Crosshair · Postby **Crosshair** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:42 am

You get one. It vomits on you. Then it falls to pieces.

I wish the Communist would stop trying to highlight her lesbianism... Seriously, gay? Big deal.

The communist · Postby **The communist** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:39 pm

Granted. I now highlight my communist ideals. Death to capitalism!

I wish for a very high g.p.a.

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