The Magic Vending Machine

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Andu
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Postby Andu » Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:22 pm

It don't like sugar so it spits it back on joo, meanvile shooting a headshot with its M1 Garand.

I change the M1 Garand the machine hold with a lolipop.
"An those with little fuel, could tie a pack of bears in front of their limousine, with whip and crossbow in hands to keep them in line."
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Mr. Black
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Postby Mr. Black » Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:26 pm

The machine bops you on the head with the lollipop because of your horrible spelling and grammer.

I put myself in the machine, but not before saying a quick prayer.
PLAYER STATS

NAME: Mr. Black
AGE: 21
OCCUPATION: Fry-cook, occasional rocker
LIKES: Hard rock, metal, playing both, Cantr, the internet, and whiskey.
HATES: His apartment, lizards, snakes, being told what to do.
STR: -2
AGI: -10
INT: +10
RCK: >9000
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*Wiro
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Postby *Wiro » Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:16 pm

Something else that's really cheap comes out. (>:3)


I put my nose in the machine.
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Mr. Black
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Postby Mr. Black » Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:21 pm

Something else that's really gender-confused comes out...but not before shredding your entire body into a few bloody strips.

I insert Firefox into the machine.
PLAYER STATS

NAME: Mr. Black
AGE: 21
OCCUPATION: Fry-cook, occasional rocker
LIKES: Hard rock, metal, playing both, Cantr, the internet, and whiskey.
HATES: His apartment, lizards, snakes, being told what to do.
STR: -2
AGI: -10
INT: +10
RCK: >9000
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joo
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Location: London, UK

Postby joo » Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:40 am

Thunderbird comes out.



I insert :idea:.
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Dust Puppy
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Postby Dust Puppy » Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:31 pm

Out comes :?: .


I insert Mr Hankey.
What doesn´t kill you prolongs the agony.
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BZR
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Location: Poland

Postby BZR » Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:00 pm

Out comes Vista

I insert fancy-dancy-magic pransy
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joo
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Postby joo » Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:12 pm

Out comes stone.

I insert a wheel of cheese.
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Mr. Black
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Location: Fighting bandanna-wearing AK-47 firing pickles in Zimbabwe

Postby Mr. Black » Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:43 pm

Out comes a pile of crap and a sign saying "Sorry, lactose intolerant."

I insert a green cup with an orange pumpkin engraved on it.
PLAYER STATS

NAME: Mr. Black
AGE: 21
OCCUPATION: Fry-cook, occasional rocker
LIKES: Hard rock, metal, playing both, Cantr, the internet, and whiskey.
HATES: His apartment, lizards, snakes, being told what to do.
STR: -2
AGI: -10
INT: +10
RCK: >9000
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joo
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Location: London, UK

Postby joo » Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:53 pm

Out comes an orange pumpkin with a green cup engraved on it. :P


I insert my semi-functional speakers.
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snm2001
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Postby snm2001 » Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:05 am

an expired warranty pops out

I insert Cantr
Sleepers are soulless... put them out of their misery
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joo
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Postby joo » Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:05 pm

Out comes FTO.


I insert chase.
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snm2001
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Postby snm2001 » Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:19 pm

and she comes out unharmed and runs away

I insert mustard
Sleepers are soulless... put them out of their misery
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joo
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Postby joo » Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:05 pm

Out comes custard.


I run after chase and let someone else put something in the a machine.
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snm2001
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Postby snm2001 » Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:09 pm

wait.. I cant put anything else in the machine until you do.. gt back here
Sleepers are soulless... put them out of their misery
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