This is court...

[Misato]

*gasps dramatically* I would -never-! I would, however, tie you to a chair in front of the computer so you could never -stop- playing Cantr.

I accuse tnp of cheating on Cantr with other games/and or TV. For shame!

[Arenti]

Don't worry I play it while waiting for something to happen in Cantr. And keeping a close eye on Cantr spy.

I accuse tnp of not playing Cantr all day.

[gejyspa]

Sadly, i's true.. I do have to change that adult diaper sometimes....

I accuse tnp of eating all my food.

[Chroma Key]

Do you know how much weight I've lost recently? I HAD to eat!
I accuse tnp of wasting food.

[Misato]

*gasps* Never! I love food too much to waste it.

I accuse tnp of sabotaging my fireworks.

[gejyspa]

You were taking too long in the bathroom, and I REALLY had to go.....

I accuse tnp of not being patriotic.

[Snickie]

*is waving a French flag* It's still red, white, and blue, people! Besides... the Fourth of July crowd took all the last American flags.

I accuse TNP of stealing my penny right from under my nose when I finally found it in the streets.

[gejyspa]

That wasn't a penny you imbecile, it was the button from my jeans.

I accuse tnp of blocking my porn sites.

[Rebma]

No, no, no, blocking is not the same as redirecting everything you click to my computer for viewing.

I accuse tnp of stealing all my socks...

[Snickie]

My feet were cold! T.T

I accuse tnp of mistaking my penny for their button.

[Money]

I lost my glasses! How could I tell the diffrence?

I accuse the next poster of using way to many emotes in their e-mails

[gejyspa]

How dare you accuse me!

I accuse the next player of unsubbing for reasons that had nothing to do with me, and leaving my char devastated.

[Snickie]

They made me do it! *she sobs* They had crossbows and other dreadful things aimed at me, and…!

I accuse tnp of being the leader of those dreadful people that made me devastate gejyspa's character.

[Snickie]

Ew. Please disregard my above post. I made a mistake, and so far I am failing to find a "delete post" button. I'm sure I'll find it later, once this thread is so old that nobody cares anymore.
So. After a long week of complete ignorance and other outside elements, I have just now realised the meaning of "unsubbing." I apologise for my misinterpretation.
I did not unsubscribe and therefore it could not have been me who devastated gejyspa's character. *grins a little* I only told them that they needed to find something useful to do with their life so they could afford to play Cantr; I never told them to unsub from it.

I accuse tnp of brainwashing me into not realising what "unsub" meant, amongst other things.

[Alladinsane]

Darn, I almost got away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog.

I accuse tnp of accusing me of having ring around the collar. Oh...and being redundant. As if.