Cantr II Discussion Forum

She slaps you in the face and says, "Wololo!"


I press the button on an AoE priest.

and they die cause they are squishy


I press the button on windows vista

It upgrades to Windows over 9000 then crashes.


I press the button on my chest.

Out comes Teddy Geiger and a hole where he came out, as he starts to sing the button starts to implode and morph into joo's chest this inturn causes sack forest gnomes to become existant on this thred...(Teddy Geiger starts to look around all confused.)



I press Teddy Geigers Microphone in the hole where the button use to be..

*takes the time to punch EQ2 and his damn sack gnomes*


Teddy Geiger smashes all the gnomes with his guitar and then dies


I press the button on the bloody guitar

You hear metal with a bloody great guitar solo.


I press the button on nothing.

Nothing happens.


I press the button on 1023×10^23 molecules of hydrogen.

God shouts "What the freak?"

I press the button on a garden gnome being lude with a statue of a wood elf, running from a large bear with bunny ears over it's head which contain a deadly virus.

The garden gnome, the bear, the virus and the statue of the wood elf all turn on you and start attacking you.


I press the button on my monitor.

The monitor is eaten by a garden gnome.

I press the button on my pants.

Your pants loosen, leaving you in your bare butt. (Or underpants, hopefully.)


I press the button on the earth.

and it blows up

I press the button on the bits of earth

It reforms

I press the button on this cupcake

The cupcake eats you.


I press the button on #cantr.

It still doesn't let you into the channel.

Presses the button on cantr server