The grant-a-wish game

[Nakranoth]

I've done what I can to help this issue, but he'll likely screw it up again anyway.

I wish food were more easily and cheaply procured.

[SekoETC]

Corpses now become a food. Without a need for cooking. Enjoy your newspawns

I wish I weren't making every second post either.

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, however you'll be making every third from now on...

I wish I had a dimension door, in working order...

[Crosshair]

You do... unfortunately it takes you from your own dimension, straight back though the other side, with no knowledge of what just happened, and so, you'll be stuck like this, jumping into the space you just jumped from, until you somehow get stopped.



I wish the electrics on my sabre worked.... crappy piece of LeonPaul bayonet fitting plug *grumblegrumble*

[The communist]

I think I know that Torn guy. If he is who I think he is, the guy is a real horses a**. He tried to beat me up becuase im a lesbian, but I broke his arm and three of his ribs.



Lets see, granted. the sabre now requires a tetrawatt of power to opperate for two seconds.

[Racetyme]

Once again, no wish = death.


I wish for a helicopter.

[Pie]

yep. It lands on you're head.

I wish that a helicopter would land in the middle of the atlantic ocean, without causing a tidal wave.

[The communist]

[quote="Racetyme"]Once again, no wish = death


Sorry.
THe helicopter lands, on the deck of a aircraft carier. The helicopter is dropped from a cargo plane.

I wish for a super hot-girlfreind.

[Pie]

she imidiatly dumps you.

I wish my dog would stop barking at people as much (a 50% reduction to be presise) but still be the loving doggy that I know and love.

[The communist]

Youre dog now only barks at you.



I wish people would stop being mean to me just becuase im a girl, that I like other girls.

[Pie]

Granted. everyone els dies.

I wish I had a soda.

[DELGRAD]

Granted, but I poured alot of pepper in it and you are deathly alergic to pepper.

I wish for a wish with no negative side effects for myself or any one any where or any thing any where and without any destruction of any one or any thing any where and no negative effects from the creation of any thing any where or any one any where.

[SekoETC]

The answer is a rag. It's rather useful in the kitchen but not particularly pretty (it looks like it has been used by someone else in the past) and it's not as absorbant as the fancy rags at the store but at least it's free.

I wish something interesting would happen in Cantr, but this would not result in any characters dying.

[deadboy]

All of the characters your characters are friends with die in a world-wide pirate attack. All of your characters have no backbone and so join the pirates and are spared

I wish for good weather in england

[UloDeTero]

That doesn't work, deadboy...

So:
A strange virus causes all characters to live forever. However, this ruins the game and everyone quits! But the characters can't die so the whole of Cantr becomes a zombie-land. Well done, Seko(!)
Also:
England gets good weather. However, every other country gets extremely bad weather: Thunderstorms, gales, hurricanes, you name it. This kills off everyone outside England, which leads to an economic collapse which thrusts the remaining survivors (all English) back to the stone age.

I wish for this wish to have no bad consequences whatsoever.