This is court...

[Misato]

Nah, my specialty is freezing things. Blame Apollo, and while you're at it, tell him to stop melting my ice! >.<

I accuse tnp of poaching!

[gejyspa]

No, I prefer sunnyside up.

I accuse tnp of plagiarizing their dissertation.

[Mafia Salad]

If it was my dissertation in the first place, does that really count as plagiarism?

I accuse TNP of filling my shoes with pudding.

[Misato]

That wasn't pudding, it was yogurt. ^_~

I accuse tnp of letting the air out of my tires.

[gejyspa]

The air molecules were yearning to breathe free. What was I supposed to do, let them suffer?

I accuse tnp of not being on Cantr often enough.

[Misato]

I'm trying, okay!? Not much time for RP when you're on a family vacation and have to share the driving between destinations.

I accuse tnp of making the roads endlessly long.

[gejyspa]

The better to get to Grandma's house ahead of you, my dear.

I accuse tnp of making television ads that are hopelessly confusing about what products are being advertised.

[Misato]

I don't make those ads...I destroy them!

I accuse tnp of putting rocks in all of the hotel beds.

[gejyspa]

But you SAID you wanted me to rock you to sleep!

I accuse tnp of locking my char up

[Misato]

*holds up her hands as she's caught in the police lights while locking someone up* It wasn't me! I didn't do it, I swear!

I accuse tnp of telling on me.

[gejyspa]

It was my civic duty.

I accuse tnp of turning this thread into a two player game.

[Arenti]

I didn't do it. I was doing something else.

I accuse tnp of being funny.

[Misato]

Funny? Funny!? ......No comment.

I accuse tnp of raining on my parade.

[Arenti]

I'm sorry I really had to go, I couldn't hold it up anymore. I just had to let it go.

I accuse tnp of playing Cantr.

[gejyspa]

ummm.. guilty as charged?

I accuse tnp of trying to PREVENT me from playing Cantr, a gravely serious charge.