South Park (A Mafia Game)

mikki · Postby **mikki** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:42 pm

*she shakes her head and throws them back at him. * Haven't you learned... *the firecrackers blow up right behind him*

Tangential · Postby **Tangential** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:45 pm

*he gets blown into the air as the firecracker explodes. He lands on his face and smashes his fist in the grass* What the hell!! Those firecrackers were unlit! DAMMIT! *he sits up cross-legged and pouts*

mikki · Postby **mikki** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:48 pm

*she laughs* I lit them... *winks and says* That is what you get... *she turns away*

Bowser · Postby **Bowser** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 2:11 pm

I been thinkin real hard and I have come up with some information that you may or may not be interested in. That little brat, Tangential, he definately isn't from an evil alternate universe, bu tI haven't ruled him out as that little fat prick, cartman.

*points to CF* I know he isn't a bad guy.

To make a long story short, I investigated each of them over the last two days and both appear to be good... but like I said, I'm not that good of a detective because Cartman has been known to fool me into thinking he is a good boy on more than one occation.

I'd prefer trying to find Evil Kysle or Evil Stan and let CF & Tang live to see tomorrow.

soooo, Dogonabun was good, Toon was good, and I am good. That leaves 4 of you. I investigated 2 people and they both appear to be good. If I was a great cop, that means Zanthos ANd Mikki are the mafia...
but I have a hunch Cartman has tricked me.

I want to lynch Mikki or Zanthos.

Chew on that fat boy

Tangential · Postby **Tangential** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:04 pm

*he frowns at Bowser* EY! I'm not fat you fat ass! I can surf on your belllllllllllay! *he grabs a surfboard and pushes Bowser down. He drops the surfboard down on Bowser's pot belly and hops on the surfboard, putting on sunscreen and sunglasses* Look, guys! I'm a surfer! I'm so kewl.

*he waves at the CF* EY! Where's my hotdog!!

Unvote CF
Vote Zanthos

Don't know which one of you to choose, but.. I choose you, chinpokomon!

Zanthos · Postby **Zanthos** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:23 pm

Bowser! Why you want to be lynchin me man! And Tangential, what is up with that?

(add in)
All, I see what is going on Officer. You might have missed something extremly important. I aint no mafia, how dare you accuse a kid of something like this!

Actually, how do we even know you are the officer anyway *raises an eyebrow* Seriously, the real officer could be laughing to themselves eating a dougnut as we speak, letting you make a fool out of yourself as he watches on! I learnt a lesson today, and that is dont trust grownups.

Bowser · Postby **Bowser** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 5:02 pm

vote mikki
I have a sneaky suspicion the surfer boy is the head boss. So, if Tangential is going Zanthos, I am going Mikki.

Tangential · Postby **Tangential** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:24 pm

*he jumps on the surfboard while still on Bowser* EY! I ain't no Head and I ain't no boss! Except if you sign here, here, and here to be my personal slave forever *he takes out a contract and holds it in front of Bowser*

If I were Head Boss, I'd fire you.. And set you on fire for not seeing that Zanthos is a slinky bastard trying to slink away like a pussy!

mikki · Postby **mikki** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 11:58 pm

*she frowns at Bowser* Then maybe you should look at me tonight.. *she crosses her arms and sits on the ground* I don't believe you are who you say you are Bowser...

Vote Bowser

Bowser · Postby **Bowser** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 12:25 am

I don't investigate people at night. I get off work at 5:00 pm, sometimes I leave early for happy hour. I investigate people during the day. Don't worry, I'm not gonna get frustrated. I know all the bad people are going to call me liar and argue with me and try to make the good people confused.

It's not your fault you were born like that.

Perhaps plastic surgery or a bag to put over your face will help your self esteem

mikki · Postby **mikki** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 12:47 am

*she looks at him confused* What are you spouting out of that evil mouth of yours? I know I am good.. And that I am needed.. And because of what you have said, I know you are the evil one here...

Bowser · Postby **Bowser** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:26 am

Zanthos, I believe Tangential is actually cartman and either you or mikki are working with him. Once I said that, my main suspect goes for you which makes me believe mikki is his accomplice.

Right or wrong, assumption or fact... its the best I have to go off of.

Tangential · Postby **Tangential** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:56 am

*he blinks* Mikki's not my accomplice.. I have no accomplice! If you really are the detective, you should have investigated ZANTHOS, you nitwit. He was already suspicious to me from the beginning. *he frowns deeply*

Bowser · Postby **Bowser** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:32 am

Tangential wrote:*he blinks* Mikki's not my accomplice.. I have no accomplice! If you really are the detective, you should have investigated ZANTHOS, you nitwit. He was already suspicious to me from the beginning. *he frowns deeply*

I checked you out in the middle of the day on day 1 when you had two votes against you. Who you suspected means nothing to mean at this point. I actually did what I did when I did it to make sure you were not lynched.

I found out you were not from an alternate universe, so I was prepared to do help convince others to not lynch you.

I may be overanalyzing the results of my investigation, but I found specifically "you are not from an alternate universe and were good." which leaves the option of you being Cartman.

I teamed up with CF on day one and wanted to check him out to make sure I wasn't being led astray. When I looked at CF yesterday, I found out that he was merely "not Evil". That is why I investigated who I investigated.

I believe today's vote is important and when you gunned for CF right away, I decided it was best to let everyone know what I found out now and hope to pursyade them, even if it puts me in danger.

The guilty parties will now scramble and debate me and try to make me look incompetent or evil. There will be more evil voices floating around than good until someone is lynched. Don't let them trick you CF.

Sparkle · Postby **Sparkle** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 4:58 pm

Vote Tally:

Zanthos - Tangential(1)

Mikki - Bowser(2)

Bowser - Mikki(3)

Not voting: Zanthos, CF

No deadline set until I get a tire breaker vote.

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