This is court...

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caged_bird_sings
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Re: This is court...

Postby caged_bird_sings » Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:13 am

I can't help that I have no job, and three weeks to make rent!

I accuse tnp of stealing candy from a baby.
And all that is now
And all that is gone
And all that's to come
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
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Re: This is court...

Postby gejyspa » Tue Jun 08, 2010 2:37 am

Gummi bears are wasted on those with no teeth.

I accuse the next poster of not showering for a week.
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Re: This is court...

Postby Mafia Salad » Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:43 am

It's cool, I put on deodorant after 3 days so that should carry me the extra 4.

I accuse the next poster of steeling a baby from Candy.
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Re: This is court...

Postby Peter » Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:38 am

oh #$^@ I thought I took the wallet, sorry.

I accuse tnp of hiding her/his wallet
Not that good.
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Re: This is court...

Postby caged_bird_sings » Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:06 pm

The last thing I need while Cantr is down is access to money and my ID.....for the 6th night in a row.

I accuse tnp of being drunk before 10am.
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Re: This is court...

Postby Chroma Key » Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:33 pm

I'm not drunk, just hungover!
I accuse tnp of drinking all my vodka!
"She could make something sound stupid just by hearing it.”
"For a short moment there, you almost sounded human."
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Re: This is court...

Postby MikeH » Wed Jun 09, 2010 2:18 am

It was completely accidental. I tripped into the liquor cabinet, and the bottle just landed upside down in my mouth.

I accuse tnp of tripping me!
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Re: This is court...

Postby gejyspa » Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:44 pm

You said you wanted to go on a trip.

I accuse tnp of leaving the theater tickets at home.
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Re: This is court...

Postby Arenti » Wed Jun 09, 2010 4:18 pm

Well you should have known me better than to trust me with that. But hey I heard that new xxx cinema has a good movie today.

I accuse tnp of ignoring me.
There is no rule that says I can't post as much I want. I asked my lawyer.
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Re: This is court...

Postby Chroma Key » Wed Jun 09, 2010 5:54 pm

Ignoring you? No. I just spent 10+ hours at work! :evil:
I accuse tnp of skiving off work!
"She could make something sound stupid just by hearing it.”
"For a short moment there, you almost sounded human."
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Re: This is court...

Postby gejyspa » Wed Jun 09, 2010 6:40 pm

Not me... only Brits "skive".

I accuse tnp of eating all the pepperoni off my half of the pizza
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Re: This is court...

Postby MikeH » Fri Jun 11, 2010 4:16 pm

gejyspa wrote:Not me... only Brits "skive".

I accuse tnp of eating all the pepperoni off my half of the pizza



Pepperoni?! But I'm a vegetarian! Aiiggghhh!

I accuse tnp of clubbing baby seals!
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Re: This is court...

Postby Misato » Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:30 pm

Me!? No, no, no...You have that wrong. I only clubbed the -people- who clubbed the baby seals....they deserved worse. :evil:

I accuse tnp of cutting down the rain forests! Stop that!
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Re: This is court...

Postby Mafia Salad » Sat Jun 12, 2010 6:56 am

Wrong, it isn't a rain forest unless it's raining. I've only been cutting down Brazilian sunshine forests.

I accuse tnp of breaking BP's deep sea oil well.
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Re: This is court...

Postby MikeH » Tue Jun 15, 2010 3:59 pm

Oh, come on, I *barely* grazed the thing with my submarine, you can't pin that one on me!

I accuse tnp of warming the globe!
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