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Lauren
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Postby Lauren » Sat Jan 21, 2006 2:38 pm

Q. Fill in the blank. _______ come in a can, they were put there by a man in a factory downtown.

A. I know you are, but what am I?
"No sane mortal is ever truly free, because true freedom is so terrible that only the mad or the devine can face it with open eyes." - Lord Havelock Vetinari: Going Postal by Terry Pratchett
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MrPenguin589
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Postby MrPenguin589 » Sun Jan 22, 2006 12:40 am

Q: Are you a penguin too?

A: PIE!
All of my endings are waiting to begin.
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Leo Luncid
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Postby Leo Luncid » Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:00 am

Q: What the heck!?Who got shot into that massive pile of dung!?

A: Amish Paradise???
Notice how weak and petty we are / In the grand fixture we come afar / Hey we can't help it / No denying the prerequisite for love / Your very existence / You're the source of my substenance / Slow down take your time and feel the / Flow
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Lauren
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Postby Lauren » Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:28 pm

Q. Weird Al did what again?

A. Who shot Pie?
"No sane mortal is ever truly free, because true freedom is so terrible that only the mad or the devine can face it with open eyes." - Lord Havelock Vetinari: Going Postal by Terry Pratchett
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SekoETC
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Postby SekoETC » Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:41 pm

Q: What'll be the big question next month?

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A: I'd prefer... daisies.
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Kev Milsom
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Postby Kev Milsom » Sun Jan 22, 2006 9:03 pm

Q: Yay, I made a necklace from belly-button fluff. Want it?

A: At least three times a week.
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SekoETC
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Postby SekoETC » Sun Jan 22, 2006 9:07 pm

Q: Do you ever brush your teeth? :?

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A: Probably a rat, don't worry about it.
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Stan
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Postby Stan » Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:06 am

Q: What are you looking at? Is there something on my back?

A: 1
Stan wrote:I've never said anything worth quoting.
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MrPenguin589
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Postby MrPenguin589 » Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:47 am

Q: Umm... how many brain cells do I have left?

A: Damnit, not again!
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Postby SekoETC » Mon Jan 23, 2006 10:38 am

Q: Mommy, did you hear that Daddy's tie got stuck in the toilet flush knob and he's shouting for you to bring the scissors?

A: I just didn't feel like it.
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Kev Milsom
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Postby Kev Milsom » Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:54 pm

Q: You’ve hardly touched your octopus and peanut butter sandwich, aren’t you hungry?

A: Only when I tapdance.
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Lauren
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Postby Lauren » Tue Jan 24, 2006 11:28 pm

Q.) Can you breakdance?

A.) No more monkeys jumping on the bed!
"No sane mortal is ever truly free, because true freedom is so terrible that only the mad or the devine can face it with open eyes." - Lord Havelock Vetinari: Going Postal by Terry Pratchett
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grrl
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Postby grrl » Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:08 am

Q: one rolled over an the other one said?

A: nothing.
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MrPenguin589
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Postby MrPenguin589 » Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:20 am

Q: Umm... what is my IQ again?

A: Lies! All lies!
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Postby nitefyre » Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:26 am

Q) So Penguins never get any?


A) Oh yeah, baby.
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