The grant-a-wish game

[Pie]

granted. Now all you have to do is pull it out of youre gut.

I wish I didn't have any school today, and nobody els got hurt in the prosses. oh, and I dont get hurt either.

[Racetyme]

Every school within a hundred miles of your house spontaneously eplodes with no casualties. You are unable to finish your schooling or go to college, and discover yourself flipping burgers at the ripe old age of 82 because you can't afford to retire.




I wish I didn't have any nipples. (Have a field day people)

[SZK]

You get arrested for punching someone, and your nipples explode with delight.

I wish my record wasn't scratched so I wouldn't have to return it.

[SZK]

[Racetyme]

Don't double post. And the record isn't scratched, it just doesn't belong to you any more because it was stolen in the robbery.


I wish for a pizza. I want it in front of me on a table, and I want no gross toppings.

[SZK]

You get a pizza (with sausage and meatball), but you're bound to the chair so you cannot eat it, and the room is filled with extremely hungry cannibalistic vegetarians who are on drugs so that they think you are a big, juicy, tofu burger.

I wish I was immortal, but nothing bad has/will happen(ed) to me/mankind/earth/chocolate ice cream.

[Pie]

yes, you are immortal, and once god gets a hint of this, theres going to be hell to pay.

I wish i had a custard pie that was made correctly according to the betty crocker book thing, and it was sitting on this table, and I was sittin in this cnair next to it, and nobody els was in this room, and i wasn't strapped to the chair, and I could leave the room whenever I liked, and I was in a time limbo so that nothing els at all happened in earth untill I stepped out of the room.

IN YOURE FACE!

[Nakranoth]

Done, it is a very delicious looking and smelling perfectly made pie, however, there is a prismatic wall between you and the pie on the table and to get to the pie would mean complete obliteration.

I wish I were the real life equivilent to an epic level wizard/sorcerer.

[Pie]

granted. you are sucked into D and D and imidiatly meat a master awesom WTF powned level dragonmaster who instantly ibliterates you with a level 31415926 power blaster.

I wish i didn't have to do any work.

[Racetyme]

You don't have to do any work, but you don't have to do anything else either, because you're in prison.



I wish I was buff.

[N-Aldwitch]

Granted, but all that changes is you increase muscle size dramatically over a period of time (no work needed, no protein drinks). After a year you have to drag your arms along in the streets as they're too heavy to carry, and half a decade later, you are so full of muscles that you're the size of a decent house- and you can barely move.

I wish that I lived in this very world, no alterations to it, had many friends, no problems with any part of my life (social, economical), was very wealthy, nothing bad happened to me, I never got bored, and I lived for 200 years in no pain, living the same life I've wanted without any problems.
(HA!)

[Nakranoth]

(This was actually difficult to find the loophole in. Good job )
Done. However, after 200 years, you live another five thousand years in excruciating pain, work as a janitor in an old folks home, go blind and deaf, and loose the usage of the left side of your body. What's more, although all of these things could be cured by the medicines and technologies of the day, none of the medications function on you, and your body rejects all augmentations and implants.

I wish for a human sized hampster ball.

[Racetyme]

Well, I think we can all see what is going to happen here. Granted, but you're in it. And you aren't coming out.


I wish I get into University of Chicago.

[Pie]

granted. Now all they need to do is chisel you out of the concrete foundation.

I wish nobody would make any more wishes.

[deadboy]

Alright then, but I'm going to hope really hard instead

I hope really hard that nobody else posts on the religion thread -ever- again