The grant-a-wish game

[Joshuamonkey]

Granted. However, you find out as soon as your toot your horn that it is a sexophone and it promptly rapes you to death.

I wish wish for something that isn't bad.

I was going to respond with something almost as violent but chose not to because I wanted to be nice....wow....I was just going to say that her wish was granted but then she got in an accident and lost the use of her mouth so she couldn't play the sax anymore...

I was going to say that the new silver saxophone turned out to be a robot that kills her, but that would be too harsh so I changed it to the robot saxophone only playing when and what it feels like playing. I didn't feel like posting though; this was just in my head.

[Snickie]

Granted. However, you find out as soon as your toot your horn that it is a sexophone and it promptly rapes you to death.

I was going to respond with something almost as violent but chose not to because I wanted to be nice....wow....I was just going to say that her wish was granted but then she got in an accident and lost the use of her mouth so she couldn't play the sax anymore...

I was going to say that the new silver saxophone turned out to be a robot that kills her, but that would be too harsh so I changed it to the robot saxophone only playing when and what it feels like playing. I didn't feel like posting though; this was just in my head.

You people are oddly violent and sadistic, aren't you.

I wish wish for something that isn't bad.

Granted. Nothing bad ever happens in your life! When your kids grow up have kids who demand bedtime stories, you have no interesting stories to tell them, and they forsake you.


I wish that somebody would wish something.

[Joshuamonkey]

I wish that somebody would wish something.

Somebody wishes that you die.


I wish that I had time for everything I want to do, like Cantr and college and reading and running and practicing the cello and the piano and programming and making Cantr super awesome!

[Armulus Satchula]

I wish that I had time for everything I want to do, like Cantr and college and reading and running and practicing the cello and the piano and programming and making Cantr super awesome!

Nuclear war breaks. Everyone else in the world dies. You find that you now have the time for all the things you wished you had time to do. Your glasses fall of your head and you accidentally step on them.


I wish I wasn't dead from nuclear war.

[Snickie]

You and Joshuamonkey are the sole survivors of the nuclear war! You feel proud and amazing....until you realise that you can't reproduce. You both die of natural causes, and the species homo sapien becomes extinct FOREVER.

I wish somebody would give me a five gallon tub full of my favourite flavour of ice cream, that's not poisoned or tainted.

[gejyspa]

Wish granted. But your father eats it all before you get a chance to taste it.

I wish the kids would finish cleaning the house for Passover, already.

[Armulus Satchula]

Granted. Your kids work day in and day out scrubbing as hard as they can. They in fact scrub so hard that the walls and floors wear away to nothing.

I wish for a yoshi!

[Cheshierekat]

Wish granted, you get a Yoshi, but he thinks you are one of the koopa troopas and eats you up!

I wish that the construction at my work was done already so we could have our grand re-opening party!

[Snickie]

Congratulations! The work is instantaneously finished. You have a grand re-opening party! But, during the party, a monstrous tornado rips through the town, and the building, having been finished quickly and cheaply, is demolished.


I wish the kitchen were clean.

[Armulus Satchula]

I wish the kitchen were clean.

That same tornado sucks up everything in your kitchen. As there is no longer anything in your kitchen, its no longer dirty.

I wish yoshi wouldn't have eaten me.

[Snickie]

You weren't eaten -- Cheshierekat was delusional and thought it'd eaten you, but really it'd eaten a red koopa troopa, and blew the fireballs at you, and you ended up all burnt to ashes. Cheshierekat didn't see the real koopa troopa -- she only saw that you were there and then you weren't wholly there, and so naturally that's the conclusion she came to.



I wish dinner were ready for me to eat right now.

[Armulus Satchula]

Your dinner is potato soup.
Now is a relative time to this exact moment
Since you want your dinner to be ready now, your soup is always too hot to eat.

I wish super mario never existed.

[Cheshierekat]

Wish granted, they made Super Luigi instead.

I wish my husband would get his own laptop so I could play Cantr more.

[gejyspa]

Wish granted, only now he is so busy with his own online pecadillos, he never has time for you anymore.

I wish my neck and back would stop aching.

[Armulus Satchula]

FATALITY!!!! Johnny Cage rips your spine and skull from your body.

I wish no one could have any more wishes.