The Magic Vending Machine

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Dust Puppy
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Postby Dust Puppy » Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:13 pm

You get a string of decent songs that are unfathomly unknown.


I insert a lolcat.
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trexdino
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Postby trexdino » Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:48 pm

And out comes a cat laughing at your face.


I insert a crowbar
When you hope for something, you often believe in something. When you believe in something, you often have pride in it. Being proud often leads to a hating of some group.
As you can see, the Jedi are hypocrites.
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Leo Luncid
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Postby Leo Luncid » Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:34 pm

Out comes a horrible pun of a crow made out of iron bars.








I insert Idaho in, along with a note saying: No Puns Please.
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trexdino
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Postby trexdino » Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:04 am

And out comes a potatoe :lol:

I insert a cd
When you hope for something, you often believe in something. When you believe in something, you often have pride in it. Being proud often leads to a hating of some group.

As you can see, the Jedi are hypocrites.
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joo
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Postby joo » Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:46 pm

An electric wire shoots out of the machine and sticks into your skin, relaying the data on the CD using an alternating current running at 35 KHz.




I stick my tongue into the machine.
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Money
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Postby Money » Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:06 am

A note pops out that says

no french kissing
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Dust Puppy
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Postby Dust Puppy » Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:25 pm

The machine starts beeping because you didn´t put anything in.


I insert a bone knife.
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joo
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Postby joo » Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:31 pm

5 bone needles come out.



I insert a helicopter engine.
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Andu
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Postby Andu » Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:02 pm

Out comes a brand new hairdryer.

I insert a red button...
"An those with little fuel, could tie a pack of bears in front of their limousine, with whip and crossbow in hands to keep them in line."
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playerslayer666
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Postby playerslayer666 » Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:59 pm

the button becomes part of the machine, but no one is quite sure what the button will do......probably best not to figure it out either.

i walk away from the machine.
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Dudel
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Postby Dudel » Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:14 pm

But I walk up to the button and push it...it gives me candy


I add a CPU to the machine.
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Andu
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Postby Andu » Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:26 am

It calculates that I would hit the button and insert and old newspaper.

(And thats exatly what I do.)
"An those with little fuel, could tie a pack of bears in front of their limousine, with whip and crossbow in hands to keep them in line."
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Rebma
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Postby Rebma » Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:48 pm

The machine sputters, and burning paper embers pop out in a *POOF* right into your face. You notice a note following it that reads "Stop living in the past. And for christs sake don't touch me there, or I'll have you charged"


I insert the entire Piers Anthony "Bio of a Space Tyrant" set, along with some tic-tacs and a cigarette.
kronos wrote:like a nice trim is totally fine. short, neat. I don't want to be fighting through the forests of fangorn and expecting treebeard to come and show me the way in
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joo
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Postby joo » Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:10 pm

A note comes out saying:
Please don't...

But before you can read it fully, a rubber boxing glove on a spring coming out of the machine punches you in the face, causing you to fall over.



I insert my penis into the machine and attempt to rape it.
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SekoETC
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Postby SekoETC » Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:21 pm

You feel a sharp pain and the machine ejects your severed penis neatly attached to a necklace chain. A cheerful computer voice calls out "Thank you for using our services and have a nice day."

I insert a euro coin.
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