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Kev Milsom
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Postby Kev Milsom » Sun Dec 04, 2005 11:50 am

Q: May I please put an orange bucket on my head and proclaim myself ‘Emperor of The Universe’?

A: It depends on the size of the elephant.
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Postby SekoETC » Sun Dec 04, 2005 12:01 pm

Q: Can you fit an elephant in a phone booth?

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A: As long as I don't have to ride the elevator with it.
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Kev Milsom
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Postby Kev Milsom » Sun Dec 04, 2005 12:19 pm

Q: My elephant has got his head stuck in a phone booth…could you look after him while I get help?

A: Twice a week.
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Postby Pie » Sun Dec 04, 2005 2:42 pm

Q: How long has that Elephant been shtuck in the phone booth?

A: I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING..... i think....
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... The headquarters of P.I.E.!!!
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Postby SekoETC » Sun Dec 04, 2005 2:46 pm

Q: Rape oil? You sure that's gonna work?

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A: From the grocery store, duh!
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Postby Lauren » Sun Dec 04, 2005 2:58 pm

Q; Where did you get that awesome-looking broccoli?


A; It lives!
"No sane mortal is ever truly free, because true freedom is so terrible that only the mad or the devine can face it with open eyes." - Lord Havelock Vetinari: Going Postal by Terry Pratchett
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Postby MrPenguin589 » Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:05 pm

Q: What do you think of this skeleton I bought at the pawn shop?

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A: I thought it went in the other way...
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Postby Mafia Salad » Thu Dec 15, 2005 11:33 pm

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
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A: Another other white meat!
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You should consider a career change, you'd make an excellent doormat.

[quote]1441-7: You skillfully kill a racoon using a broom.[/quote]
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Postby Sunni Daez » Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:00 am

Q: Who is CantrColonel?

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A: Because he is a total JERK!!!
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Postby MrPenguin589 » Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:40 am

Q: Why did CC keep licking my face on the discussion channel last night?


A: No.
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Postby Leo Luncid » Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:52 am

Q: Did CC really did not do no thing at all of nothingness, falsely to keep licking your face on the discussion channel last night?

A: Well, that goes with saying with something else in which I should think to tell at this very moment of time here in the universe.
Notice how weak and petty we are / In the grand fixture we come afar / Hey we can't help it / No denying the prerequisite for love / Your very existence / You're the source of my substenance / Slow down take your time and feel the / Flow
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Postby SekoETC » Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:52 pm

Q: Is it just me or are we having trouble communicating?

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A: Yes. And I liked it.
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Postby Kev Milsom » Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:21 pm

Q: Have you ever stuck a carrot in your ear?

A: Chewbacca.
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Postby MrPenguin589 » Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:20 am

Q: What do you think that French lady looks like?


A: Ketchup packets. Duh.
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Postby SekoETC » Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:09 pm

Q: Now what did you steal this time?

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A: Peaches.
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