This is court...

[Misato]

I thought they needed less ice.

I accuse tnp of hiring me to errupt the volcano, and not paying me for it! >.<

[Peter]

sorry, I stashed it in the vulcano, you might find it on some farmers land.

I accuse tnp of taking more than findersfee.

[Arenti]

Findersfee? What is that? I play by the finders keepers rule.

I accuse tnp of being the person who made me work.

[Misato]

Work? But dear, you know Mommy would never make you work. Now...go clean your room.

I accuse tnp of throwing a wild party in my house...and not inviting me!

[Arenti]

But mom if I would have invited you to the party all my friends would have seen me as not cool.

I accuse tnp of not voting on my polls.

[Chroma Key]

Well, you, sir, of all people, should know that I did as you asked... Which is a very rare occurrence!
I accuse tnp of soliciting in a public place.

[gejyspa]

Since when is a Cantr discussion forum public?

I accuse tnp of bankrupting Greece.

[Arenti]

I was hungry! I thought when I ate with an all you can eat restaurant for 10 euro, that it counted for the entire country. Alright I did eat too much but is that a crime?

I accuse tnp of dating an animal.

[gejyspa]

Now, now, It's only Misato's avatar that's a wolf.

I accuse tnp of being a martian.

[Peter]

I hear the judge is from pluto and your lady from mercury. What else is new?

I accuse tnp of being doug-ish

[Misato]

I can't be Doug-ish... I'm too Misa-ish! (btw, since when am I dating gejyspa too?! I have too many bfs! Even a few gfs...does this mean I'm a whore?!)

I accuse tnp of being a pimp.

[Peter]

Oh, you got it wrong, those girls are all mine.

I accuse the next person of stealing my road motorcycle

[gejyspa]

A bicycle towing a washing machine motor is NOT a motorcycle...

I accuse tnp of playing Cantr at work

[Misato]

I've never even seen a motorcycle, and I' not at work, so *sticks her tongue out*

I accuse tnp of...skipping posts!

[gejyspa]

I edited it! I can't help if you people type too fast for me.

I accuse tnp of typing tooo fast.