You know you ...

Forum to play non-Cantr related games on the forum

Moderators: Public Relations Department, Players Department

Post Reply
User avatar
joo
Posts: 5021
Joined: Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:26 pm
Location: London, UK

Postby joo » Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:42 am

...all other domains besides cantr.net are blocked by your ISP.




You know you're probably not going to remember tonight...
Top
User avatar
Dudel
Posts: 3302
Joined: Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:21 am

Postby Dudel » Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:51 am

...when the guy in the black suit talking to you pulls something out his...Where am I?


You know that was a really bad joke...
Top
User avatar
joo
Posts: 5021
Joined: Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:26 pm
Location: London, UK

Postby joo » Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:17 am

...when people's faces visibly droop while you tell it, and the only sounds afterwards are the crickets, and the howl of a solitary wolf.



You know you should have taken a different career path...
Top
User avatar
Dudel
Posts: 3302
Joined: Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:21 am

Postby Dudel » Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:44 am

...when the government systematicly kills everyone who's chosen it.


You know its time for work...
Top
User avatar
joo
Posts: 5021
Joined: Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:26 pm
Location: London, UK

Postby joo » Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:55 am

...when the bell rings telling you to get back to work.



You know you're going to regret taking all those pills...
Top
User avatar
Dudel
Posts: 3302
Joined: Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:21 am

Postby Dudel » Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:02 am

How'd that happen?

Deleted!
Last edited by Dudel on Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:03 am, edited 1 time in total.
Top
User avatar
Dudel
Posts: 3302
Joined: Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:21 am

Postby Dudel » Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:02 am

joo wrote:...when the bell rings telling you to get back to work.


Wow....creative.



joo wrote:You know you're going to regret taking all those pills...


...when the guy who gave them to you starts talking about a rabit hole.


You know its cold....
Top
User avatar
joo
Posts: 5021
Joined: Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:26 pm
Location: London, UK

Postby joo » Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:21 am

...when your limbs freeze and fall off.



You know you shouldn't have give that newspawn that key...
Top
User avatar
Dudel
Posts: 3302
Joined: Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:21 am

Postby Dudel » Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:45 am

....when he jacks a bunch of stuff a car and it takes 3 day's to kill his ass.


You know you might have CRB...
Top
User avatar
joo
Posts: 5021
Joined: Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:26 pm
Location: London, UK

Postby joo » Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:15 am

..when two of your characters in different locations hear a person saying exactly the same thing :roll:




You know you should probably commit suicide gracefully...
Top
User avatar
Dudel
Posts: 3302
Joined: Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:21 am

Postby Dudel » Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:45 am

...when the world is just to awful to bare. (EMO CUT CUT!)


You know it should have been you and not him...
Top
User avatar
Mr. Black
Posts: 990
Joined: Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:20 am
Location: Fighting bandanna-wearing AK-47 firing pickles in Zimbabwe

Postby Mr. Black » Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:15 pm

....when his ghost starts haunting you.

You know you should stop headbanging....
PLAYER STATS

NAME: Mr. Black
AGE: 21
OCCUPATION: Fry-cook, occasional rocker
LIKES: Hard rock, metal, playing both, Cantr, the internet, and whiskey.
HATES: His apartment, lizards, snakes, being told what to do.
STR: -2
AGI: -10
INT: +10
RCK: >9000
Top
User avatar
Dudel
Posts: 3302
Joined: Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:21 am

Postby Dudel » Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:42 pm

...when you crick you neck and it gets stuck looking down. The cyropractor says: "I'm sorry but your just going to have to live like that"


You know the milk has gone bad...
Top
User avatar
SekoETC
Posts: 15525
Joined: Wed May 05, 2004 11:07 am
Location: Finland
Contact:
Contact SekoETC

Postby SekoETC » Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:09 pm

When you open the fridge door only to notice it has crawled out of the jug/carton/whatever and is currently beating up the eggs.

You know you should shave...
Not-so-sad panda
Top
User avatar
*Wiro
Posts: 5855
Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:24 pm

Postby *Wiro » Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:31 pm

When YOU have a beard. ;)

You know you should stop eating chocolate cake ...
Read about my characters by following this link.
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Forum Games”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest