The grant-a-wish game

[mojomuppet]

You have more time, but only enough to work to pay for Voltenion's car insurance.

I think that fixes this thread.

I wish I could read minds.

[chase02]

Then your head asplodes from the unmentionable things going on in joo's mind.

I wish my cantr characters would light up.

[Snake_byte]

How do you make a cantrian bark? Pour gas on'em and give'em a lit match. WOOF!

I wish for unlimited food and water

[joo]

You drown while being burned to death in a massive pot of boiling potatoes.



I wish those fuckers would pay me.

[Snake_byte]

You receive it all in unrolled pennies

I wish for a solid gold toilet seat

[joo]

You receive a microscopic toilet seat made of a few hundred gold molecules, which subsequently is absorbed into your skin and dissolved in your bloodstream.



I wish a language that failed less than VB.NET had been chosen for my AS computing course.

[Snake_byte]

A new language is invented that has AI to replace that one in your course which then takes over the machines to begin a Terminator-like Armageddon.

I wish I was the best at everything I did.

[Misato]

Granted, but even the best of the best can't escape from the millions of people who are all mad at you for stealing their jobs. ^_~

I wish to live a long, healthy, semi-normal life in which nothing bad ever happens to me, and die peacefully in my sleep when I get old.

[mojomuppet]

Poof you just lived my grandmother's life, it's over, but hey you got your wish.


I wish I had a more comfortable chair at this desk. Grrrr!

[EchoMan]

Granted. But your desk somehow was teleported to the north pole... outside.


I wish I wasn't so dang tired all the time.

[kitsun313]

Granted: You are now never able to go to sleep, because you are never tired any more. You eventually go insane from not being able to give your brain the shut-down time it needs.

I wish I had a working air-conditioner.

[Mafia Salad]

Granted! But it's powered by bicycle pedals.

I wish I lived in a fancy hotel.

[kitsun313]

Granted: you live in the fanciest hotel in my town: a Holiday Inn. Enjoy!

I wish I had a better job.

[Mafia Salad]

Granted; but you must work at least 95 hours a week to keep it.

I wish I could always make perfect coffee.

[kitsun313]

Heck, you just did me a favor! currently I work 0 hours a week!

Aaaaanyway... Granted: Your coffee is flawless! So perfect, in fact, that Starbucks sends hit men to take you out before you run them out of business.

I wish my frickin' character would finish his 2-and-a-half day frickin' trip!