The grant-a-wish game

joo · Postby **joo** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:05 pm

Your dogs are now polite, well-mannered, and... gay. They also have sex in front of you with other dogs of the same sex. (Actually I can't even imagine what lesbian dog sex would be like and I suppose male gay dog sex is pretty similar to heterosexual dog sex, so...)

I wish that somebody would provide rule 34 on aforement- wait, what? BAD JOO!

*coughs*

I wish for somebody to climb into my window and hug me.

mikki · Postby **mikki** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:09 pm

I jump into your window, give you a hug then push you out that same window..

I wish I wasn't in Joo's house..

joo · Postby **joo** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:16 pm

Granted, you eventually get bored of trying to find my porn and try climbing out of the same window you came into -- however I am waiting below. You are now in the boot of a car, bound and gagged as it speeds into the countryside.

Edit: Oh, and, I wish I had more rope left.

mikki · Postby **mikki** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:23 pm

*frowns* You have plenty of rope.. But it is under me...

I wish I was no longer tied and gagged in the car racing down to the countryside.

theguy · Postby **theguy** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:25 pm

The Car turns around and goes towards a city

I wish I could calculate the value of pi exacly (dont worry im not that sad I just needed summit to wish 4)

joo · Postby **joo** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:36 pm

You manage to calculate pi exactly, however you forget how you did it a few seconds later.

I wish I could 09wuc09ewjdfiopewjmklfjewoifj89ewfu9wefjiewjfoiew with a 0928409weiopwkfl;dskfposdkfposdkfposdkfsdf.

theguy · Postby **theguy** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:40 pm

You

09wuc09ewjdfiopewjmklfjewoifj89ewfu9wefjiewjfoiew with a 0928409weiopwkfl;dskfposdkfposdkfposdkfsdf

but everybody thinks you

09wuc09ewjdfiopewjmklfjewoifj89ewfu9wefjiewjfoiew with a 0928409weiopwkfl;dskfposdkfposdkfposdkfsdg

I wish I could fly

joo · Postby **joo** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:43 pm

You

fly

but everybody thinks you

flu

I wish I could .

mikki · Postby **mikki** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:45 pm

*she smiles* You can...... But... you forget what your doing and fail..

I really wish I could get out of the back of this car... and not be gagged and tied anymore..

theguy · Postby **theguy** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:46 pm

You get out the back of the car and you are only tied rather than gagged and tied.

I wish I could dance

mikki · Postby **mikki** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:48 pm

You can dance, but then you trip and fall resulting in a broken leg..

I want to be free from the ropes holding me in this spot outside of the car...

joo · Postby **joo** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:48 pm

*The car slows down and eventually stops. You hear the vague grinding sound of a rusty hinged door being opened, then the crunch of footsteps on gravel. They become louder, then stop. A potent silence stretches out as you become aware of several itches on your body.*

Edit: Two people posted while I was writing that?! D:

mikki · Postby **mikki** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:04 pm

joo wrote:*The car slows down and eventually stops. You hear the vague grinding sound of a rusty hinged door being opened, then the crunch of footsteps on gravel. They become louder, then stop. A potent silence stretches out as you become aware of several itches on your body.*

Edit: Two people posted while I was writing that?! D:

LOL

Caesar · Postby **Caesar** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:42 pm

You Laugh out loud, but there is nobody to hear it.

I'd wish to have my own car complete with tied up and gagged Mikki as well.

CN · Postby CN » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:45 pm

You have just that, unfortunately, there was a clerical error and you got MICKEY, of the mouse variety, instead of mikki. He's not happy, either.

I wish I didn't have to go to work

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