The grant-a-wish game

joo · Postby **joo** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:17 pm

*Walks up in front of snm2001*

I wish for swine flu to become a real pandemic and kill lots of people, but not in the UK.

snm2001 · Postby **snm2001** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:19 pm

*thinks a moment* granted but Chase isnt in UK shes at my house in the US

Wishes Dudel would come talk

null_fragment · Postby **null_fragment** » Sat May 02, 2009 3:07 am

Dudel comes to tell you that the universe no longer exists and you both subsequently dissolve into nothingness.

I wish to sit in silence and meditate on my existence and/or lack of existance.

snm2001 · Postby **snm2001** » Sat May 02, 2009 3:39 am

and while you meditate you turn into a black void

I wish I lived in a different time

null_fragment · Postby **null_fragment** » Sat May 02, 2009 3:47 am

You are transported 10,000,000,000 years backwards in time. Your skin breaks and turns black and you choke and die almost immediately due to the drastic change in atmosphere pressure, temperature and constitution and exposure to solar radiation.

I wish that my mind was not distracted by unwanted thoughts.

snm2001 · Postby **snm2001** » Sat May 02, 2009 4:01 am

but you are.. to the point where your mind breaks

I wish you were having fun right now

playerslayer666 · Postby **playerslayer666** » Sat May 02, 2009 4:18 am

granted, but then again i am easily amused by the simple pleasures of life.

i wish at least one of my wishes came true.....the way i wanted them to.

snm2001 · Postby **snm2001** » Sat May 02, 2009 4:48 am

but they dont because of your terrible Karma

I wish I would go away

playerslayer666 · Postby **playerslayer666** » Sat May 02, 2009 4:53 am

( actually two wishes HAVE come true the way i wanted them to. i just wanted to see if anyone would point that out )

granted. i saw your post in king of the hill

i wish you would come back.....controlling a hill that never gets attacked is SO boring.

snm2001 · Postby **snm2001** » Mon May 04, 2009 4:28 am

Ta Da! and here I am

I wish I could save the world

BarbaricAvatar · Postby **BarbaricAvatar** » Mon May 04, 2009 11:48 am

Granted. You become an eco-warrior and spend the rest of your life picking up every piece of plastic you can find to recycle.

I wish the woman i've been chasing for the past 18 months would call me!

joo · Postby **joo** » Mon May 04, 2009 2:08 pm

She calls you to ask you to stop leaving her messages, otherwise she'll get a restraining order put on you.

I wish... for pizza.

CN · Postby CN » Mon May 04, 2009 3:45 pm

joo wrote:She calls you to ask you to stop leaving her messages, otherwise she'll get a restraining order put on you.

I wish... for pizza.

The pizza has no wishes at this time, so you lose your chance.

I wish to have new shoes.

joo · Postby **joo** » Mon May 04, 2009 3:48 pm

You are handed a new pair of shoes which are too small for you.

I wish I had some tea left. :cry:

BarbaricAvatar · Postby **BarbaricAvatar** » Mon May 04, 2009 4:12 pm

Granted you have precisely 0.003g of tea left.

I wish for me to bowl a 300 tonight.

The grant-a-wish game

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