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Phalynx
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Postby Phalynx » Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:22 am

I insert Nosajimiki
R.I.P:
Blake Stone, Jizz Bucket, Patterson Queasley, Billy Sherwood, Chavlet D'Arcy, Johnson.
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Nakranoth
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Postby Nakranoth » Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:01 pm

Out comes a twenty five page dissertation on the proper use of of the word Atheist.

I insert a Catholic Bible.
Scratch and sniff text
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Nosajimiki
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Postby Nosajimiki » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:59 am

Out comes Nosajimiki with a 350 page dissertation on the proper use of of the word Atheist. He thanks you for the extra matterial. :twisted: :lol:

I insert 50 kilos of C-4, an opened canister of pure potasium, and a clorine tablet.
#004400 is my favorite color.
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Nakranoth
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Postby Nakranoth » Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:59 am

Out pops a flag with *BANG* Brazenly printed ont it.

I insert a point singularity. (don't worry about where I got it, or how I'm manipulating it without dieing... that part's easy one you understand *edited to remove classified material*)
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Postby Antichrist_Online » Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:05 am

Out pops two men in black suits who pull you into a black van for stealing technology from black ops programs.

I insert the USB from my Ipod into a connector.
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Postby Phalynx » Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:10 pm

A note pops out saying 'Fashion Victim'!


I insert an SD card full of relaxing images of beaches!
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Blake Stone, Jizz Bucket, Patterson Queasley, Billy Sherwood, Chavlet D'Arcy, Johnson.
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Postby Nosajimiki » Sun Sep 24, 2006 4:14 am

the vending machine adds the much needed calander girls to your pictures and gives it back... with a bill

I insert a spool of 16 gauge re-bar tiewire.
#004400 is my favorite color.
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Postby trexdino » Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:33 pm

And it puts out everything that everyone has put in the machine.

I put in a piece of balsa wood.
When you hope for something, you often believe in something. When you believe in something, you often have pride in it. Being proud often leads to a hating of some group.
As you can see, the Jedi are hypocrites.
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Postby Voltenion » Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:16 pm

and the machine rejects it and you leave sad (like this: :( )

I put a magic coin that brakes the machine...so bye bye thread! \o

(killed 2 game threads so far :D )
"Delete Fu Island" activist.
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joo
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Postby joo » Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:51 pm

... after a few days, the maintainence team arrives and fixes the machine.



I stick the end of a long piece of string which is tied around a tree into the machine.
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Money
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Postby Money » Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:40 pm

The machine pulls the tree and the string into the machine and starts to makes shredding noises and then spits saw dust and little bits of string.

I insert monopoly money
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Postby toon » Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:24 pm

Michael Jackson pops out wanting you to play with him.

I try to put your mom in, but she is too fat, so I put her wedding ring in instead.
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joo
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Postby joo » Sun Feb 17, 2008 1:41 am

Out comes a new husband for her (who will also be your new step-father)



I stick in a blade of grass.
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Money
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Postby Money » Sun Feb 17, 2008 1:08 pm

The Vending machine says "How would you like to eat grass?" The vending machine then punches you in the stomach and throws cans, chocolate bars and saw dust at you until you run away.

I insert Micheal Jackson[/quote]
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Postby Antichrist_Online » Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:56 pm

You get a string of bad songs that are unfathomly popular.


I insert Behemmoth (the Polish blackened death metal band...)
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