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Dust Puppy
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Postby Dust Puppy » Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:48 pm

Granted. You get "moar goald", which means "a kick in the nuts" in some alien language.


I wish for a funny answer.
What doesn´t kill you prolongs the agony.
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Postby nitefyre » Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:54 pm

Granted, if only you had asked a funny question.

I ask for a funny question.
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Postby Mr. Black » Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:11 pm

Granted, if can you provide a funny answer within the next twelve seconds.

I wish for a better clock.
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Postby Dust Puppy » Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:14 pm

You now have the best clock in the world (it´s faster than any other clock).


I wish loud music wasn´t damaging to the ears.
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Postby SekoETC » Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:45 pm

Granted, how ever it makes your eyes bleed.

Oops, I forgot to include a wish... I wish I had a bottled green pixie in KoL.
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Postby Voltenion » Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:47 am

A gigantic bottled green pixie falls on the band KoL (kings of Leon) and completly destroys them. I tell the world it was your fault and KoL's groupies and fans kill you and then do terrible things to your corpse I prefer not to say here.


I wish I could find MGMT's cd in Portugal. (cheap please?)
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Postby joo » Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:35 am

The price is your dignity (bahaha).


I wish for bad things to happen to Barack Obama.
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Mr. Black
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Postby Mr. Black » Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:40 am

GASP! How can you do that, you cold, heartless ba--...er, person! Granted, but Barack's fans sail across the Big 'Ol Pond and kill you with thumbtacks.

I wish for bad things to happen to Joo!
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Postby joo » Sat Jan 24, 2009 12:29 pm

Granted, but joo's fans (who outnumber Obama's several times) hunt you down and systematically <censor> you into literal pieces, as revenge.


I wish for worse things to happen to Mr. Black.
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Postby SekoETC » Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:46 pm

Granted, but you'll never learn what really happened to him. You think that he won a beach house from Bahamas and is going to live there happily ever after.

I wish I didn't have gas.
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Postby Mr. Black » Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:54 pm

Granted; however, oxygen, being a gas, is also taken away, and you and the rest of the world suffocates to death.

I wish I had a cat named Eddie.
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Postby joo » Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:14 am

Your head is bitten off by your new pet tiger Eddie.


I wish that Tor wasn't so slow.
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Postby playerslayer666 » Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:19 am

wish granted. it's now slightly faster......slightly.

i wish i knew the meaning of life.
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Postby SekoETC » Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:36 am

Granted, it's 42. You find that so unsatisfying that you lose your will to live.

I wish FTO didn't have to be down for long.
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Postby Dudel » Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:55 am

Granted: FTO is no longer 'down for long' instead its 'down for good'. :lol:

I wish this NOISE would solve itself!
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