5 word story

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Bob. Bob was upset because

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she absolutely hated her name!

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Her mother named her after

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the beloved family pet Roberta.

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who died soon after she

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This is how bored I am!


I entered the forest when a bird shat on my hat, which was shaped like a conch shell, and my turtle was flying above. Suddenly the Big Bad wolf came and started sneaking around me in the shadows. I thought that at first it was drooling after the turtle but then it lunged at me and I began to suffer from an inability to count. How could this have happened? As it leapt, I ducked and fell on a large, smelly cow pile, which felt delightfully soft and warm. I wondered, "cows in a forest?", then shrugged and started eating some mushrooms, but then I realized it was dragon poo and added some chicken salt. "Damn it!" I thought, "I thought the wolf would have something interesting to tell, back in its pack about me." "But I do." said the wolf, "I am also telepathic! Just like Mentok the mind is." I stared in wonder, how could it possibly be such a terrible writer? "Gadzooks! But then I thought I shoudn't think within inverted commas " Then slap my own face. I didn't feel a thing. "That's what she said!" came a wise thought from Confusious. Then the wolf carried me away to grandma's house, where she killed, raped and ate very dangerous wierd hideous monster from outer space. I used Altair's awsome hidden blade to teleport to a world where everything exploded! Then it rained puppy dogs and unicorns. Clearly he was African American though so they were black unicorns who liked to frolic with girls and boys, under the tree's with sock eating Gnomes dressed in pedobear suits. "Why, does that man have my toothbrush in his mouth again?" Well, I do like a bit of sharing once in a Blue moon, when I feel those gay tendencies returning. Suddenly, I login to Cantr and wonder where the graphics are Then I remember that Chase02 hid them in her favourite cookie jar, so I went and got myself a cookie and found the graphics were actually hand drawn in crayon by a five year old "So that's why the map Is better then he could Have made himself, so he went to look for the artist that had drawn his favorite map, how did he do it? He wondered how he could fit it on to the bottom of an etched rose quartz glass if he would have wanted to get rid of it easily. That was not the plan he had in mind. But he had no other option. He thought hard about this decision and he finally made up his mind about doing what he should have done a long time ago. So he walked towards the ocean to finally drown himself. Unfortunately he was stopped before he could take off his pants and drop them to take a piss in peace. So he plunged himself into an endless discussion about the tiniest dot in his eye. But he lost the discussion due to some misunderstandings of dots. Like his mum says, you should never trust someone who uses six words instead of the required five to say but reading is not for dots. They just don't seem to know how to count! But forgiveness can be given to those who deserve it. There is a question, though, if forgiveness is what we should be able to give to anyone else but the lying son of a bitch because he didn't deserve the love he had for dolls. Dolls can be fun to play with, till they start to talk back to you and be mean to all your other doll friends. That's why he locked his dolls up. They are now hidden behind a pile of 25 large, unruly, and abnormally hairy gorilla corpses. Gee, that was a funny story too. I think it's time for a trip down memory lane. Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away, there was a little girl called Bob. Bob was upset because she absolutely hated her name! Her mother named her after the beloved family pet Roberta. Who died soon after she

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had her neck wrung by

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a very, very, very large

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chimpanzee with extremely violent tendencies!

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Who was angry because of

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Roberta's constant, annoying, loud squeaking.

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She should have just shut

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the fuck up, but no,

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she had to keep annoying

[Missy]

every prude against sexual, RP