South Park (A Mafia Game)

[Tangential]

*he shrugs and continues his chicken dance* I ... don't.... caaaare! 'Cuz you all can suck my balls.

*he repeats the chicken dance again and again before he bows* And I love the spotlight. *he smirks* But you're a weird one, Dogonabun, because.. you mention stuff like past life and shit. You sure you're not a hippie jew?

[CantrFreak]

I, as Governor CantrFreak of My Park, Gundam Meister of Celestial Being's GN - 01 Exia, as the Overlord of the Chuck Norris Alliance declare my first offical proclamation.

A ban on all chicken dancing. Because I can.

Thank you. This message has been brought to you by the Emo Tortured Kids of America. And Michael Jackson's Daycare.

[Dogonabun]

*He kicks Cantrfreak in the groin, stuffs his hand into Cantrfreak's mouth, pulls out his spinal cord and throws it on the ground, and watches as Cantrfreak continues to breath and walk normally* Okay, there goes realism. Yes, I am a hippy jew- A disco hippy jew. So can we please stop playing around and kill someone already?
Edit.. In response to the post under me, that used to be above.:
God damnit, I always act evil. I did it in hollywood, that set me on defensive and we lost because of it. So stop.

[CantrFreak]

On another unrelated note: I vote Dogonabun

My reasons? You see- he formerly threatened one of my subordinates. Not only that he is rushing to kill somebody. That reeks of eeeeeviiiil. We must kill eeeeeviiil. He is trying to gain My Park for his eeeeeviiiil and dastardly deeds. Plus, I'm Nazi!

















Eeeeeeeviiiiil.

[CantrFreak]

*picks up his spinal cord and sucks it into his body like a spaghetti or whatever*

That hurt. Oh, and disco is like soooo 70's.

[Tangential]

*he waves his hands around frantically, point at CF* NAZI! You're under the influence of MEL GIBSON! *he runs around and then spontaneously bursts into flames* RUN JEWS RUN! *he runs by everyone, setting everyone on fire. He grabs the fire extinguisher and sprays the foam on mikki*

[Bowser]

On another unrelated note: I vote Dogonabun

My reasons? You see- he formerly threatened one of my subordinates. Not only that he is rushing to kill somebody. That reeks of eeeeeviiiil. We must kill eeeeeviiil. He is trying to gain My Park for his eeeeeviiiil and dastardly deeds. Plus, I'm Nazi!

I vote Dogonabun too.

All hail the leader

[Bowser]

Dogonabun, We're an elite fighting team sent to protect the world from evil... and you can't play with us.

I have the power to have all of the powers I want.
I'll catch the villain off guard with an icy blast from my nunchaku

[Zanthos]

Hey! we can't just toss around accusitions like this! someone is lible to get killed!

That said... Vote Cantrfreak

We have to get to the bottom of things!

[Tangential]

*he frowns deeply* Damn Jews. You think you're all that and a bag of cheezy poofs. But you're not.

*he turns to Zanthos* What the hell? Everyone is basically tossing accusations around and someone -will- get killed. Why didn't you vote Toon or Dogonabun? They "tossed" first.

Vote Zanthos

[Sparkle]

Vote Tally:

Tangential - Dogonabun(1),

Dogonabun - CantrFreak(2), Bowser(3)

CantrFreak - Zanthos(4)

Zanthos - Tangential(5)

Not voting - Mikki, toon

Currently up for lynch - Dogonabun

Sun will set in 48 hours unless an extention is requested.

[CantrFreak]

I'm just picking somebody, if its a bad guy, woopie! If not, well then too bad. But maybe we can figure out who may be together with this. *smiles and nods* Does anybody else wish to be my follower in My Park?

[Tangential]

(OOC: Sparkle.. I'm actually the one up for lynch. Toon was the first to vote for me)

*he crosses his legs and sits down on the grass, pouting* CF, will I get a chinpokomon if I do..?

[Sparkle]

Thank you Tang. I missed that.

Updated:

Vote Tally:

Tangential - toon(1), Dogonabun(2),

Dogonabun - CantrFreak(3), Bowser(4)

CantrFreak - Zanthos(5)

Zanthos - Tangential(6)

Not voting - Mikki

Currently up for lynch - Tangential

[mikki]

*she looks over* I vote Dogonabun.. Cause he is being mean... *frowns*


Vote Dogonabun