The Magic Button

[snm2001]

and she is transported to Kronos's house


I press the button on my car

[joo]

I jump out of the boot and press the button on you.

[snm2001]

and I sit on you crushing all of your bones

then I press the button on candy

[joo]

The candy turns into raw brussels sprouts/spinach/broccoli.



I press the button on Horus.

[snm2001]

and he kills you for it

I push the button on pizza

[joo]

It turns into pork pie.


I press the button on myself.

[Dust Puppy]

This thread turns into the flame game and I point out that what you´re touching is not a button. It´s the size of a button though. One of these really really tiny buttons.


I write "do not press" next to the button and walk away.

[joo]

I press it again anyway.

[snm2001]

I press the button on an underpants gnome

[kronos]

You get showered in cute panties

I press the button on the small black box

[snm2001]

and the eirie sound of people dying comes out


I push the button on Kronos

[joo]

He expodes.


I press the button on Cantr.

[playerslayer666]

all the players of cantr are mailed their dead character lists and unsub notices.

i press the buton on joo ( what have i done.....)

[joo]

I squirt all over your face. (interpret that how you will)



I press the button on a pig.

[snm2001]

and it turns into joo


I press the button on sand