The grant-a-wish game

*Wiro · Postby *Wiro » Sat Nov 15, 2008 5:10 pm

(Buh, I'm not hairy or fat. Or ugly... D:)

Granted. Just where is it?

I wish I could be lesbian without being ugly, fat or hairy and without all other women on earth dissapearing.

lordcooper · Postby **lordcooper** » Sat Nov 15, 2008 5:29 pm

Granted, you become a lesbian and then YOU disappear

I wish Micro$oft would just die already

Dudel · Postby **Dudel** » Sat Nov 15, 2008 5:51 pm

Granted: Micro$oft dies. (But I'm sure you ment Microsoft)

I wish my life wasn't run by the little voices in my head.

joo · Postby **joo** » Sat Nov 15, 2008 11:28 pm

Granted, your life is now run by the little voices in my head.

I wish that I didn't have such a high commitment-time ratio.

playerslayer666 · Postby **playerslayer666** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:41 pm

granted. now you don't commit any effort to anything.

i wish we could get to page 100 faster so i don't have to come up with more wishes.

joo · Postby **joo** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:48 pm

We get to page 100 very fast, but you then realise that that doesn't mean anything, and the game continues.

I California could go out so I could stop hearing about it.

Dudel · Postby **Dudel** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:54 pm

Um... You did not wish or at least you did not use the word wish so nothing happens.

I wish it was Summer!

Dust Puppy · Postby **Dust Puppy** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:00 pm

Granted, it is summer but now you hate summer.

I wish I didn´t have any wishes.

Dudel · Postby **Dudel** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:18 pm

Granted: WAIT A PARADOX! (universe implodes)

I wish it was summer and I still like the summer months and can still enjoy them because nothing <b>bad</b> happend to me. (I think that will work)

Nom Pop · Postby **Nom Pop** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:58 pm

Nom Pop · Postby **Nom Pop** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:00 pm

Granted, but global warming has turned "summer" into months of too hot and too dry weather.

I wish I had more money to buy cds.

Mr. Black · Postby **Mr. Black** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:03 pm

Granted, you have more money to buy CD's, but alas and alack, you don't have enough to buy a CD player because you've spent all your money. Tough luck.

I wish my favorite character wasn't becoming an outcast.

Nom Pop · Postby **Nom Pop** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:29 pm

Granted, everyone likes your character. But now *everyone* wants a piece of him/her and there will be no more peaceful times in your town.

I wish my internet wasn't so dang slow so the commenting works alright.

Dust Puppy · Postby **Dust Puppy** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:31 am

Granted, the internet is fast but your computer is broken.

I wish I wasn´t too much of a sissy to kill myself.

Dudel · Postby **Dudel** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:39 am

Granted: You are now the most Emo of all emo's and they think suicide is awsome... have fun. (EMO CUT CUT)

I wish I was less of a d-bag tword said emo people... without being an emo person... Oh I'd kill myself. (Ha I think thats funny)

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