The grant-a-wish game

[BarbaricAvatar]

Granted. You successfully install the freeciv editor and on the first run, your computer crashes and fails to reboot on subsequent attempts.

And on a similar subject...

I wish computers would do exactly what you tell them when you tell them to do it.

[*Wiro]

Granted. But there's one little problem... You lost your ability to speak, your fingers were cut off and you are unable to move anyway.

I wish they'd translate Scarlet Weather Rhapsody.

[Andu]

Granted. It has heen sucessfully translated to finnish. And you are unabel to learn any more langugages.

I wish joo good luck.

[SekoETC]

Um, well, he rapes you and is lucky enough to get away with it.

I wish my dad wasn't so loud.

[*Wiro]

Granted. He now lost the ability to speak.

I wish there were more Touhou games.

[Dudel]

Granted: There are now a lot more of those games you wan't to play. But you don't have the needed equipment, what ever it may be, to play them.


I wish I didn't need to cut my hair.

[Andu]

Granted. You get cancer and thanksto the treatment you get bald. Permanently.

I wish someone knew who Grognak the Barbarian is.

[Mr. Black]

Granted. He comes to your house, tells you who he is, then proceeds to smash your head in with his warhammer.

I wish I was asleep.

[Dudel]

Granted: Now your asleep and never wake up. (I don't care if it was simple or easy to do I did it anyway)


I wish I had no need for sleep.

[joo]

I wish joo good luck.

Now, which of my many activities that I am currently actively pursuing could you be referring to here?

I wish I had no need for sleep.

There is no need to sleep because you have no brain. You lie in bed with your eyes open drooling.


I wish for a mini-fridge to go next to my computer.

[Dudel]

Granted: But it leaks and the water slowly eats away at the table. Eventually the table colapes and your computer crashes into the foor. Into the down stairs neighboors living room if you got a down stairs neighboor.

I wish I had more money.

[joo]

You now have more money, but the currency of that money is worth much less than it was before you got the money.



I wish I could sleep while playing Cantr.

[SekoETC]

Granted but you are mostly unable to do or write anything comprehensible while playing Cantr in your sleep.

I wish I didn't have wax in my ears.

[*Wiro]

Granted. Wax replaced with Joo's... Well, you'll notice.

I wish I could be lesbian.

[lordcooper]

Granted. You are now, the uglist, fattest, hairiest lesbian on the planet and no woman will even speak to you.

I wish for utopia