The grant-a-wish game

playerslayer666 · Postby **playerslayer666** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:39 pm

granted. everything you view as " special " in your life ceases to exist.

i wish my burning crusade expansion to WOW was working.

Dudel · Postby **Dudel** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:42 pm

Granted: It now works but of course now your original your actual WoW disc no longer does.

I wish people would not shovel shit and pertend they wern't.

Mr. Black · Postby **Mr. Black** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:43 pm

Granted, now they don't shovel shit and pretend they do. Happy?

I wish I was so awesome at the guitar that nothing could ever injure me or mildly affect in my guitar-ly awesomeness.

Dudel · Postby **Dudel** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:26 am

Mr. Black wrote:Granted, now they don't shovel shit and pretend they do. Happy?

Yes actually

Mr. Black wrote:I wish I was so awesome at the guitar that nothing could ever injure me or mildly affect in my guitar-ly awesomeness.

Granted: You are now awsome at the guitar and nothing can even injure you or <b>mildly</b> affect your guitar-ly awsomeness. However you are given a labotomy because doctors are trying to figure out how you got all awsome at the guitar. Now you <b>majorly</b> can't play the guitar because your a vegtable.

I wish the middle part of my facial hair grew in less patchy.

Money · Postby **Money** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:50 am

Granted now you the hair on the top of your head grows in patchy.

I wish for a 100% averge

Dudel · Postby **Dudel** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:23 am

Granted: You are 100% average at everything you do. You are now not special in any way. No one notices you and you die lonly and unhappy.

I wish for Aliens to wipe this little planet clean of all human life.

lordcooper · Postby **lordcooper** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:27 am

Granted, but then more spawn.

I wish whoever replies to this would send me a big bag of money

Money · Postby **Money** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:33 am

Granted but the money gets burned in fire that engulphs the mail box it was in.

I wish for a tame monkey that could speak.

lordcooper · Postby **lordcooper** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:38 am

But I don't have a mailbox

Money · Postby **Money** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:55 am

Then it would never get to you anyway

Dudel · Postby **Dudel** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:59 am

Money wrote:I wish for a tame monkey that could speak.

Granted: You get a tamed monkey that can speak. He's smarter then you now and kicks you out of your appartment and you end up dancing for bananas on a street cornor.

I wish for a time machine.

playerslayer666 · Postby **playerslayer666** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 3:01 am

granted. the hard part is getting it to shut the hell up.

i wish i was normal.....wait, screw that. just give me a toothpick i got something stuck in my teeth.

Money · Postby **Money** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 3:07 am

Granted. The tooth pick appears and you go to use it but as it touches your teeth it dissolves. It appears that you started to emit a highly corrosive acid. You are now highly abnormal.

I wish I was smarter then the monkey.

lordcooper · Postby **lordcooper** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 3:10 am

Granted. The monkey bashes you over the head with a baseball bat because it is so bored of your new hypothesis

I wish for peace throughout the cosmos

Andu · Postby **Andu** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 7:49 am

Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
*selects Cosmos.exe*
Are you sure you want to close this program? All data will be permanetly lost.
Yes.
Tadaa, no cosmos, no wars

I wish I could install the freeciv editor.

The grant-a-wish game

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