The grant-a-wish game

joo · Postby **joo** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:21 am

There are, but there are also 3 times as many ads / your TV license costs 3 times as much to fund them.

I wish I could destroy everything, instantly, including myself.

lordcooper · Postby **lordcooper** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:25 am

Granted, but everything other than you respawns in an identical form, leaving a Joo shaped hole in the universe.

I wish I had a cup of everlasting tea

joo · Postby **joo** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:30 am

The tea is everlasting because you cannot drink it. And then it goes rotten, and you cannot move it from where it is right on your mousepad.

I wish I had the ability to play any musical instrument, without any practise or tuition. Also, I must be able to play the instruments well (LSO quality) and have access to any instrument I want, be able to to touch it without coming to any harm, and be able to hear myself play.

lordcooper · Postby **lordcooper** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:32 am

Uou play a bass guitar at such a low frequency that a brick falls out the ceiling and shatters your skull

I wish for infinite wishes, which would all come true

Dudel · Postby **Dudel** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:48 am

Granted: Your infinite wishes all come true but you still don't profit from them...joo does. :twisted:

I wish this dang flea infestation in this dumb house was gone! I don't care how, nuke the whoal neighborhood if ya gota!

joo · Postby **joo** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:49 am

Your wishes are to be raeped by every single horse of the infinite apocalapse.

edit: Oh sorry, the flea infestation is removed by moving all the fleas onto your body. You are their new home, enjoy!

I wish I didn't have to worry about tomorrow.

lordcooper · Postby **lordcooper** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:50 am

One giant flea jumps in and eats them all, then you.

I wish nobody would post after this. Ever.

BarbaricAvatar · Postby **BarbaricAvatar** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:47 pm

Granted. No Body posts after you.
However since the internet is not walk-in, there's no one here that is actually physically here. So nobody will post, but everyone will.

I wish hot English summers would just bugger off forever.

Andu · Postby **Andu** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:01 am

Granted. There are no summer in England any more. Only Cold postnuclear winters.

I wish I had 100 posts...

joo · Postby **joo** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:11 pm

Lol granted, but you have to read about how I slowly raped your sister against a barbed wire fence in the middle of the night during a thunderstorm before you make your 100th post.

I wish people would lighten up a little about the rape. It's only the internet.

SekoETC · Postby **SekoETC** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:20 pm

Granted but they'll stop taking it seriously in the real world either and the victims fail to get support.

I wish I'd talked with my grandma before she died.

Dudel · Postby **Dudel** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 6:57 pm

Granted: Well I'm sure you've talked to her sometime before she died. (Technicallity)

I wish I didn't have to go where I'm being 'encouraged' to go for Thanksgiving.

playerslayer666 · Postby **playerslayer666** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:22 pm

granted. you wind up in hell instead.

i wish my power cord would stop screwing up. ( not the first time i have had this problem either....)

lordcooper · Postby **lordcooper** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:30 pm

It catches on fire and your house burns to the ground.

I wish I hadn't just run out of Oreos...

Dudel · Postby **Dudel** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:03 pm

Granted: You now have one hundred billion Oreo's and no Milk. You must eat every single Oreo before you get anything else.

I wish for nothing special.

The grant-a-wish game

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