The grant-a-wish game

[Mr. Black]

Granted: instead, you have to grow yourself a fur coat and third leg.

I wish that I wasn't so cold.

[Dudel]

Granted: You not cold because your in hell! Its nice and warm there.


I wish joo hadn't done it again with the rap and Dudel mixture.

[joo]

Okay, granted. He saved it up for a later date where he finds you in real life and literally raepes you.



I wish I had the ability to fly.

[BarbaricAvatar]

Granted. One of the people you've threatened to rape doesn't see the funny side and throws you off a building.

I wish i didn't have a nice side.

[joo]

Granted. One of the people you've threatened to rape doesn't see the funny side and throws you off a building.

That doesn't really make sense as a bad result of my wish - surely the fact that I can fly would make them find another way to punish me.

I wish i didn't have a nice side.

Granted. You end up pissing someone off so much that they have you killed.


I wish that those bastards would give me the money!

[Dudel]

Okay joo I'm going to play your game.

Granted: You get your money after they all rape you!


I wish there wasn't any more rape...EVER!

[SekoETC]

Granted but you get busted for extortion after accepting the money.

And I assume they meant flying as in time flies when you throw a clock out of the window.

I wish my lip wasn't itchy (and wouldn't get amputated either).

[Dudel]

Granted: Its burnt to the point where you can feal nothing on your lip and now you have a gnarly burn skar on you lip.


I wish I had an Xbox360.

[SekoETC]

Granted but moments after you get it, a nuclear bomb explodes in the air above your town and all electric applicances stop working due to the EMP. Also you get radiation sickness.

I wish I hadn't drank that awful yoghurt.

[*Wiro]

Granted. You now drank the milk. It tasted fine but it had some weird bacteria in it and now you have less than seven days left to live.

I wish I wouldn't have school tommorow.

[BarbaricAvatar]

Granted. School is called off due to a bomb threat. However, you discover the bomb stitched into your pants with 2 seconds left on the timer.

I wish Beavis and Butthead were still going.

[Missy]

Granted. Beavis and Butthead air on MTV2, but only at a time when you have to work/sleep/be out and your dvd/vhs recorder is broke.


I wish I could go back to the last seconds of the colts vs steelers game this evening and make the catch in the endzone, winning the game myself since my wishmaker in here seems to be a phony.

[BarbaricAvatar]

Granted. You travel back in time and make the crucial catch winning the game for <insert>. After the celebrations have died down, the organisers discover that you weren't actually selected as part of the team and you haven't had the necessary physical, so the team are disqualified on the spot.

I wish Ritchie Blackmore would stop playing around with the fairies and reform Rainbow.

[joo]

I wish Ritchie Blackmore would stop playing around with the fairies and reform Rainbow.

Wut? Uh... it happens... but... you die.



I wish the entire world would recognise "naked day" - day where everybody has to spend the entire day naked. They can stay inside if they want, but they have to be naked.

[Dudel]

I wish Ritchie Blackmore would stop playing around with the fairies and reform Rainbow.

Wut? Uh... it happens... but... you die

Ha Ha joo! That looked like one of my responces.

I wish the entire world would recognise "naked day" - day where everybody has to spend the entire day naked. They can stay inside if they want, but they have to be naked.

Granted!

I wish there were better programs on the television.