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*Wiro
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Postby *Wiro » Thu Nov 27, 2008 2:40 pm

I feel harassed.

I hit the button in your throat.
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Dudel
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Postby Dudel » Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:25 pm

I gasp for a few seconds then punch you in the face.


I press the button on an atomic generator. (BOOM!)
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joo
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Postby joo » Thu Nov 27, 2008 5:12 pm

Nothing happens. Then it stops working. Then it explodes.




I press the button on the crater.
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BarbaricAvatar
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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Sat Nov 29, 2008 9:50 pm

The crater wakes up and bites your finger and all other short protrusions off.

I push the button on Mr Smirnoff.
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joo
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Postby joo » Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:16 am

BarbaricAvatar wrote:The crater wakes up and bites your finger and all other short protrusions off.

Ah, but I have one protrusion left that's just too lawng to fall into that category, amirite? :P

BarbaricAvatar wrote:I push the button on Mr Smirnoff.

Mister Smirnoff punches you in the face and makes off with your wallet.


I press the button on my keyboard.
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CN
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Postby CN » Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:31 am

joo wrote:

I press the button on my keyboard.


Your porn stash is permanently deleted.

I push the button on my neighbor's garage door
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joo
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Postby joo » Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:40 am

CN wrote:Your porn stash is permanently deleted.

*Wipes forehead* Just in time for that police raid, thank you!

I push the button on my neighbor's garage door

The door opens and your neighbor's car drives out at full speed out and hits you, sends you flying 5 metres into the air, after which your bones are crushed when it runs over you.


I press the button on my ceiling.
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CN
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Postby CN » Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:43 am

joo wrote:

I press the button on my ceiling.


The entire ceiling, with the exception of the small spot you pressed, falls in on you crushing you completely
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BarbaricAvatar
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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:35 am

FAIL
Response doesn't count if you don't add a new button pressage.

joo wrote:I press the button on my ceiling.


A hatch opens revealing a police supercomputer that has been tracking your internet movements for the past 6 years.

I press the button on Penelope Cruz. Yum!
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Andu
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Postby Andu » Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:03 pm

BarbaricAvatar wrote:I press the "button" on Penelope Cruz. Yum!


She shouts to the guards and they runs to the harasser(you) and starts to kick him, finaly killing him. And they kick him once more in the crotch, just to be sure he is dead.

I press the orange button on my secret belt and pray to *** that my life in the otherworld will be nice.(Hint, hint)
"An those with little fuel, could tie a pack of bears in front of their limousine, with whip and crossbow in hands to keep them in line."
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lordcooper
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Postby lordcooper » Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:19 pm

You're belt disintegrates, causing your trousers to fall down. A passing lorry driver is distracted by this, and crashes into a primary school, killing hundreds of innocent children. You survive, but with so many deaths on your conscience you aint having a nice afterlife OR life. You are also arrested for public indecency and raped by a fat hairy cellmate. Finally, you also need to buy a new belt

I press the button on my left nipple
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Tiamo
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Postby Tiamo » Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:38 pm

You hear a voice say "Scotty here. What's up?"

I press the red button on Scotty.
I think ...
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joo
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Postby joo » Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:05 pm

You are suddenly attacked by 50 servants of VARN.


I press the button on the dragon tower in Kriegspire.
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snm2001
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Postby snm2001 » Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:28 am

And you are teleported to the Fire Tower

I press the button on my gecko tank
Sleepers are soulless... put them out of their misery
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joo
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Postby joo » Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:04 pm

It turns into a giant gecko.


I press the button on chase.
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