The grant-a-wish game

DELGRAD · Postby **DELGRAD** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:01 am

Damnit, you were not the one I wanted to post next. My plan has been foiled.

Granted and already know the rules, you are now blind.

I wish that neither the Bears or Colts win the the upcoming NFL superbowl.(superbowls don't tie)

Spazz · Postby **Spazz** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:05 am

Sorry to muck it up, I'm bored as all hell.

Granted, The Super Bowl got nuked, and so did your house.

I wish for a seeing eye dog.

DELGRAD · Postby **DELGRAD** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:42 am

Granted, but the dog is blind, you and the dog get run over by a car. Dog dies. You live, but are now paralyzed as well as blind. HeHe

I wish Cantr to stay the same as it is right now. No fuel for any vehicles.

I have an idea where this wish may go.

SekoETC · Postby **SekoETC** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:29 am

Oh lol. All fuels will be removed from the game, including propane. However the motored vehicles are still expected to use one of them so they cease to funktion. XD

I wish I had more time.

DELGRAD · Postby **DELGRAD** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:55 am

Granted, you are frozen in a block of ice with two wrist watches.

I wish to not need wishes.

Pie · Postby **Pie** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 2:15 pm

GRANDTED. you die.

I wish I would never doubt the fun-nes of cantr again.

Torn · Postby **Torn** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 6:55 pm

Granted comrade. You are now stuck with two choices.Play Cantr, or be raped by an elephant.

Spazz · Postby **Spazz** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:55 pm

Wishes Torn would make a wish so he could screw it up. :twisted:

Nakranoth · Postby **Nakranoth** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 2:03 am

Granted, but you'll just have to wait for him to do so... and there's a pretty good chance someone else will foil it instead of you.

I wish bus tickets were free for me... and that the busses continue working properly, without any extra chance of me dieing because of them.

N-Aldwitch · Postby **N-Aldwitch** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:32 pm

Granted, the bus tickets are completely free, however the ticket inspector comes aboard and checks for your tickets and due to them being free, they are not in the system and you are fined $1,000 for fare evasion.
Oh and everyone is annoyed by your commotion, and also due to this the bus arrives late.

I wish I had a computer that had every single song in the world.

Spazz · Postby **Spazz** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:48 pm

Granted, but it has no speakers or any other way of playing them.

I wish for the giant foot from Monty Python to crush the next person to wish. :twisted:

psymann · Postby **psymann** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:08 pm

I wish Mayonnaise and Salad Cream ceased to exist (yuk!).

*the giant foot from Monty Python crushes psymann, but, as is the way with Python, psymann magically turns into a giant dragon, eats the foot, spits it out (whereupon it turns into a large boulder and lands on Spazz's head), and then turns back into psymann, and burps*

*scene cuts to John Cleese sitting at a desk in the middle of a forest*

Nakranoth · Postby **Nakranoth** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:01 am

Done. However, dut to the Law of Conservation of Mass/Energy being defied, existence itself no longer is.

I wish I still existed... and not in any sort of tormentuous manner.

Spazz · Postby **Spazz** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:08 am

Sure, done, you still exist, and you're not being tormented, however there is nothing to do either, just you and nothingness... forever.

I wish for a cattle prod that works and can't hurt me in any way.

Pie · Postby **Pie** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:23 pm

Done. It works... but it only works as a nose piker.

I wish i had a sandwich that wouldn't ironically eat me, or harm me in any way, and tasted good, and didn't smell bad, and it wasn't made of anything weird, and it isn't poisoned.

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