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Mr. Black
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Postby Mr. Black » Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:27 pm

Granted, but you now have AIDs. Sorry.

I wish I was a fantastic programmer.
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Postby Dudel » Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:31 pm

You were but now you have AIDs


I wish it wasn't cold outside.
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Postby Mr. Black » Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:33 pm

Granted, but now it's so hot that the AIDs virus flies through the air like a Boeing 747. Result: you now have super-AIDs.

I wish I was immune to AIDs.
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NAME: Mr. Black
AGE: 21
OCCUPATION: Fry-cook, occasional rocker
LIKES: Hard rock, metal, playing both, Cantr, the internet, and whiskey.
HATES: His apartment, lizards, snakes, being told what to do.
STR: -2
AGI: -10
INT: +10
RCK: >9000
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Postby Tiamo » Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:32 am

You are, but you still carry the virus, spreading the disease amongs all your friends.

I wish all wishes from now on are unselfish.
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Postby Mr. Black » Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:16 am

Granted, but as a result, someone wishes that you become incredibly rich. You do, but only as a result of your entire family dying and you inheiriting all their money. Oh, and you get AIDs.

I wish that Nickelback wasn't such a bad band.
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NAME: Mr. Black
AGE: 21
OCCUPATION: Fry-cook, occasional rocker
LIKES: Hard rock, metal, playing both, Cantr, the internet, and whiskey.
HATES: His apartment, lizards, snakes, being told what to do.
STR: -2
AGI: -10
INT: +10
RCK: >9000
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Postby Andu » Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:40 pm

Granted. It gets even worse than AIDS.

I wish Harrison Ford for president of the united states.
"An those with little fuel, could tie a pack of bears in front of their limousine, with whip and crossbow in hands to keep them in line."
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Postby Dudel » Wed Oct 29, 2008 5:53 pm

Granted: He's the best damn president this country has ever had. Then the Bush administration has him assassinated.


I wish I knew the controls to a game I have on my emulator.
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Postby joo » Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:03 am

Oh lawdy, it appears that the competition hath grown strong in my absence. Well we can't have that, can we? :twisted:


You do, but your fingers fall off due to Syphilis, so you are unable to play. Then your eyeballs fall out due to necrosis of the head.


I wish that the two tanks of Syphilis I carry around on my back were a more convenient size.
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Postby SekoETC » Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:16 pm

The tanks get smaller but their contents do not so some of it spills on you and you now have syphilis.

I wish I had something good for lunch.
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Postby Dudel » Fri Oct 31, 2008 6:40 pm

You do, but your fingers fall off due to Syphilis, so you are unable to play. Then your eyeballs fall out due to necrosis of the head.


Way to nail one of my worst fears :shock: ...I like my fingers! :(

Granted: You now have something 'good' for lunch but no mouth. :twisted:


I wish it was yesterday. I hate holidays.
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Postby joo » Sat Nov 01, 2008 9:05 am

Granted. "Today" is now "Yesterday" - you are stuck in an endless backwards timeloop as whenever it becomes "Yesterday" the definition of what "Yesterday" is changes.



I wish I had a fridge full of fresh, edible, varied, good-tasting food that I had the ability to open, was in the vicinity of, had the ability to eat and the fridge is the same size as a standard fridge.
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Postby SekoETC » Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:41 pm

Granted but you lose control of your anal sphincter so what ever you eat is eventually going to leak out.

I wish all ads were tasteful, either funny or with a good message, there was no false information or using women with big boobs to sell just about anything.
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Postby Dudel » Sun Nov 02, 2008 1:21 am

Granted: But no one buys anything anymore. :lol:


I wish I was employed!
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Postby joo » Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:50 am

Lol now you're just asking for it :lol:

Wish granted, I now employ you as my personal buttslave and toilet. Your payment is my shit.


I wish that I had cactus-legs.
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Postby Dudel » Sun Nov 02, 2008 5:41 am

joo wrote:Lol now you're just asking for it :lol:

Wish granted, I now employ you as my personal buttslave and toilet. Your payment is my shit.


As long as its made of gold I'm so there!


joo wrote:I wish that I had cactus-legs.



Granted: Your legs are catus...things. Um.....something bad happens and you wish you hadn't wished that.
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