The grant-a-wish game

[playerslayer666]

granted, but you'll have to wish for it on your next wish when you decide.

i wish for more wishes.....assuming this wish has not been made already.

[Antichrist_Online]

You waste your wish on ungranted wishes, as only the first is granted.

I wish people would stop meddling.

[Dudel]

Granted: Now no one interfears with anything. This includes you getting food if you dont have any and are starving. Or if you are poor and really need money. You are now doomed to suffer endlessly because no one can help you.

I wish game had better music.

[SekoETC]

lol Now animals in season emit radio broadcasts from your dream station, scaring themselves and each other with it and running around in mad panic.

I wish it weren't so dark in here but that the light wouldn't reflect from the screen and wasn't too bright either.

[joo]

lol Now animals in season emit radio broadcasts from your dream station, scaring themselves and each other with it and running around in mad panic.

LOL!

I wish it weren't so dark in here but that the light wouldn't reflect from the screen and wasn't too bright either.

Granted, it's now even darker


I wish I owned a controlling share of Microsoft.

[playerslayer666]

granted, but Bill Gates has you asassinated and your stock now sits there collecting dust, and of course seen as he is rich he gets away with it.

i wish i knew what to wish for.

[Andu]

Granted. Now you know what you should have wished you can't get itout of your head and jumps of a cliff in desperation.

I wish Russian

[joo]

A black-shrouded figure jumps down from the ceiling and beats you nearly to death with a dual-wielded hammer and sickle, then leaves (without raping you).



I wish for a 17.5% increase in the number of owls in trees.

[SekoETC]

Granted, but the owls created have no soul (do animals have a soul?) and they are eeeeeeeeevil! so they go around attacking people, including you.

I wish there was lasagna in the fridge.

[joo]

There is, but it is an evil lasagne and it tries to eat your fingers whenever you try to pick it up



I wish that 0xDEADBEEF

[playerslayer666]

um.......wish not granted.......sorry.

i wish i could understand what the heck Joo is wishing for.

[CN]

He wants a steak.

wish granted.

i wish the new mafia game would start running already

[Dudel]

Granted: But people dont know how to play and keep braking the rules and irritating you, the only person who now knows how to play.


I wish I could bail on Perfect World without fealing bad. (Which is weird that I feal bad at all)

[joo]

You don't feel bad about losing your account, but you do feel bad when you find out what happened to your character's corpse in "the afterlife".



I wish that 0xCAFEBABE

[Andu]

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I wish will rule the world.